you use the striker subclass on your titan
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#Destiny
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3 commentairesWhen you equip Peregrine Greaves after reading the following: What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES
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9 commentairesModifié par mikes5673 : 12/23/2015 7:46:09 PM... you get payback on the player that teabags you.
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I know I'm deep in the void when I pik voidwalkr
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When you run around in circles building up Shoulder Charge just to smash that Acolyte in the face.
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When it's called the fist of panic
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When you use shoulder charge as your primary
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You know you play destiny when you play destiny
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Meant to use hammers but wind up slamming the ground
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1 commentaireWell you are not wrong
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1 commentaireThere haven't been enough "you know you're a ________ when" to use this joke. [spoiler]you're premature.[/spoiler]
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15 commentairesYou hope to god there are two other titans in your raid team so you can run striker the entire raid. Armamentarium is the only exotic (besides Peregrine Grieves for keks) that you need. You don't carry a shotgun cause you have shoulder charge. Your fist of havok results in a double kill more than 80% of the time, because you don't panic. You don't care about the sunbreaker nerfs because they weren't a problem for you to kill...and you were running striker anyways. You never asked to be buffed, nor for other classes to be nerfed. You have always been a wrecking ball. But god damn do you love the buffs they've given. You've fist of havoc'd on every jumping puzzle in the game.
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That's the only titan subclass I've fully levelled lol
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1 commentaireThis just in, Arc is electricity. Stay tuned for further updates.
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3 commentairesMind... [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] Blown...
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I was gonna say when you're running at enemies and punch the air between you forgetting you aren't on striker at that point in time.
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1 commentaireThe moron is real
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1 commentaireNo way that is true
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1 commentaireWoulda never guessed