>Be me >In class >Second time I've had this class >Three days into the new school year >Every class has already done their icebreaker stuff>We kinda know each other >Enter class >Teacher decides to start another icebreaker >"Let's play 2 truths and a lie to tell each other about ourselves" >Goddammit.jpg >We spend 10 minutes setting it up >Kids in front of me laughing like crazy >"Ok [random number 1], you go first" >He stands up >Kid starts laughing a bit >"I love snowboarding" >k >"I enjoy playing video games" >K >kid can't read the last one>laughing too hard >"and sometimes I cover my self in Vaseline, and roll on the floor pretending I'm a slug" >FFS >The next kid stands up to read his >He starts laughing too >Each kid proceeds to say memes as their lie >HereLiesTheJoke.jpg >Suddenly one of these kids pulls out a phone >"I love computers" >kid opens up music app >"I love watching TV" >Kid taps on a playlist and scrolls to find a single song>volume at full >"and my dad is a former member of the United States military" >class is dead -blam!-ing silent >kid taps on song >"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA" >Song is WAY -blam!-ing louder than expected >He plugged it into his speakers > the principal walks by the class >He starts yelling >"HEY! WHO's PLAYING THAT MUSIC" >he bangs on the door >It's locked >ShitstormInbound.jpg >Teacher runs over >She opens the door >Gets on the floor >everybody walks the dinosaur