Ir-yut is on stage doing Yoko Ono karaoke Taniks is sleeping in a box in the ally way behind the bar, Variks kicks it over and chuckles to himself, "Taniks has no house" Aksor couldn't get the queens digits and is bawling in a toilet stall, his crew "the winter vandals" are trying to get him to come out saying "she ain't worth it" The Psion flayers are trying to hack into the Wi-Fi Edit: updated! Eris is getting free shots from Bill Cosby Tess is selling watered down drinks The shield brothers crashed thier car into the front of the bar, primus Ta'aun was TAKEN to the hospital The spirit of Toland is using his "boo" emote Osiris is no where to be seen Edit: Update 2 Gulrot had two much to drink, is now throwing up (credit to op ) Phogoth got outta hand and had to be restrained Rahool says he is selling exotic beer, it's just uncomon, think he peed in it (credit to Fox) Edit: Update 3 After a few drinks The Stranger finally has time to explain, explains to the toilet the proper method to call dinosaurs Ta'aruc throws trash on the ground, Zavala demands he puts trash in it proper receptacle, Ta'aruc agrees, tosses Zavala in the dumpster out back, next day in the tower briefing room: "whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal..." Shaxx is watching the game on the T.V. "THIS IS AMAZING!" (credit to Aaron beijl) Saladin won't sit down, keeps rubbing his butt mumbling "...hunters....quiver...." Edit Final update! Kabr is not acting like himself, think a goblin slipped something in his drink, caressing goblin's head piece, "your in my blood and in my brain"(Credit to Dan the thriller) Gorgons keep staring at Pradyth hard, he feels uncomfortable and promptly leaves, no one even remembers he was there Pahanin is talking to his gun again, says it full of super good advice, gun won't talk to me, he is certainly full of something (credit to sp00py Nixon) Cayde-6 is playing cards in the corner, cloud of smoke circling him as he enjoys his "secret stash" Guardian bouncer won't let me in any more, says I don't have touch of malice and my light is not 310 (credit to OP) Templar starts playing a melodic tune with his oracles as the light begins to fade, Just as the last light leaves the room, the music stops, and all you here is the ghost say "Nothing left but the drop". The beat drops, everyone loses there minds as the Templar breaks down the sickest dubstep beat you ever heard (credit to OP) Dinklebot drowns his sorrows in whiskey, says to nolandroid "I used to open doors like you..." Thanks for reading!

(Crota)(For Achievement) •Need 4 people •Need mic •Can't die Must be 300+ light Gamertag above

Was it a red bar?

Skolas also may have slipped a bit of poison into the drinks of the other guys.

dregren yor picks a fight with shin mulphur, dregen takes a blow to the face he then grabs the nearest things he then beats shin with multiple thorns which he pluked from a rose,on a counter near where he fell. shins on the floor (he never got the last word XD) his wingman (jaren ward) joins in and gets him ,dregen, from behind he then , in dregens last breath, says........ PS: im to lazy to finish it you guys do it.....

So Crota walks into a bar and trips on a cable.

[i]But how'd they all fit in that bar[/i]

Op you the MVP good stuff keep it up