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Modifié par SHIMP :
8/31/2015 1:41:05 AM
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The object in your right hand will be what you use to kill Oryx
Let's see what people will use to defeat the Taken King
[b]Edit[/b]: A lot of these replies are entertaining! Keep it up!
[b]Edit 2[/b]: I see a lot of "My phone" replies. What about the previous item in your right hand?
[b]Edit 3[/b]: a lot of you are saying "my dick." What is so attractive that you are grabbing your dick on the bungie forums
[b]Edit 4[/b]: Let's do interesting. Not only will the object in your right hand kill Oryx, it will also kill. And GO! (There goes the "my/your dick")
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#Destiny
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Modifié par Muted : 9/1/2015 12:21:17 AMAir. Cool. I am the last airbender fck u Aang
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2 commentairesA sourdough pretzel. Maybe he's like a slug and the salt will kill him?
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my face
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A baloon. Lets go boisss
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1 commentaireA crazy bone from my childhood
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A pencil. Gg oryx
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Currently a 2 foot machete
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A coffee mug...
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Protein shake... nah cant waste it on him imma drink it first XD
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1 commentaireA breadstick
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Toilet paper... Well shit.... [spoiler]see what I if there?[/spoiler]
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A Disney Hercules dinner plate
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I refuse to swing my girlfriend at oryx...
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A Gatorade bottle
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My phone :)
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1 commentaireI have nothing on my right, but I have my Chiahuauhahau cross on my left.
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise! There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes. But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam Shia LaBeouf. Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf. But blood is draining fast from your stump leg. He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You’re chopping off his head now…. You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf. His head topples to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
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2 commentairesSlice of pizza lmao but id probably eat it first anyways
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its my controller XD thats accurate
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Modifié par Bah Weep Grana : 8/31/2015 11:43:36 PMMy phone. *hacks oryxes pace makers*
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1 commentaire[spoiler]your girls titties[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireA car door.
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Nothing.
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Dinklebot.[spoiler]that'l be painful![/spoiler]
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My phone.
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My phone?
