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Modifié par ColombiasFinest :
8/18/2015 4:21:15 AM
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Can you imagine Variks as a GPS?
"Make a left yesssss? Or you die."
*Guy flips you off• "You face the disgraced, lost, fallen"
EDIT: Wow, you guys are really nice. Over 100 replies!
EDIT 2: These are hilarious! 300 replies! What happened on a boring car ride now put me in trending!
EDIT 3: Wow. 500. Halfway to 1,000!
What do you guys think of,
"If Lord Shaxx was ____
English
#Destiny
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Dismantle mines, yesss?
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11 commentairesModifié par The KA24E : 8/15/2015 2:15:18 PM*drives past retirement home* "Welcome to the prison of elders" EDIT: it was just a typo i didn't change anything major.
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They all turn, you did naauught
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I would love it
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2 commentaires"Where would you like to go?" "Set destination for, ahhh.... Target, I need to do some shopping for a birthday party in an hour!" "Important Target, Guardian." "Dammit, Veriks."
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That's great. [i]Turrrrrnnn left orrrrrr diiiiiie. Your choicccce.[/i]
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-Get off of work at peak rush hour time- GPSkolas: "You face rush hour. They wil try to kill you...Kill. Them. Back." -gurgle gurgle bllluurrrrp-
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4 commentairesSomeone needs to make a Variks soundboard. I desperately need to prank call someone with it.
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20 commentairesModifié par Trexus : 9/6/2015 12:55:48 AMWhat about shaxx as a GPS? *gets cut off* The highway is no place for mercy! Fight back! *speeds down the street* This isn't a drive! It's a massacre! Well done. *gets pulled over for tail light out* Your light was not enough *Gets $20 worth of gas* $20 dollars doesn't fill a tank, but it's a good start. *wins a street race* I could have used your talents on the track. *gets too many strikes on driver's license* The license is lost, but there will be others Comment more below!
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It would harass you. "We are friends now, yessss?"
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NECROBUMP
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NOOOOOO I don't want too! Lol.
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Trrrrnnnnn right! Gardie ennnnnnnnnn....
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Yeah. *Stops at traffic light* "Dismantle mines, yes?" *Driving on highway, no traffic* "Car incursion, ready yourself!" *Variks finds most dangerous route* "Impress me, yes?
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Ex-wife rigs car with explosives. *turns on car* "Dismantle mines, yesssss? Orrrrr... you die."
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4 commentairesOr Ghost. *after you get in a huge car accident* "There's nothing left. Not even the lights."
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Me: Hmm...Play station or Xbox? GPVariks: Dismantle mines yes? Me: don't know what that means, ok Playstaion GPVariks:You have failed guardian Me:What?! But Playstation has 1080- *Building explodes* Me:Was it Xbox? GPVariks: You've failed again guardian Me:Son of a- *Second explosion occurs* GPVariks:Wii master console
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1 commentairePlease watch this awesome crucible montage and let me know what you think!
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1 commentaireI would throw money at whoever sold it quicker than anything I've done before, even if I didn't have the money to get it. Grab it and goodbye. GPVariks shall be mine.... On top of GPS, what if the phone AI items had Variks. Like how iOS has Siri and Microsoft has Cortana... Have a Sony phone and have Variks as an optional voice.
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Here's one for the Stranger: "Your destination lies out there, beyond the stars..." *gives confused look* "Wait what?" "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain..."
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Here's one for Ghost: *Gets in car accident* "Guardian Down"
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You know what would be really funny, a Veriks dating Simulator
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*inputs address* "Where are you going to leave this car Gaurdian......? Is it someplace safe....? Is it.... Nice?"
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Modifié par Hawpy : 9/5/2015 11:41:49 PM[b]Message when turning VPS off[/b] "You tell Variks if you find your destination. You tell Variks [i]fiiiiiiiiiirsssst[/i]"
