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3/19/2015 5:52:36 PM
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A hunter, a warlock, and a titan walk into a bar...
A hunter, a warlock, and a titan walk into a bar... You finish the rest.
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The Blaze Ryder starts making poor jokes about them...
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1 commentaireThey get in a fistfight. H and W start punching T. They throw all grenades and supers. Little did they know, the Titan was fist of panicking. The Titan hit the ground, sent both H and W flying, and lives.
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1 commentaireThe Hunter panics and blinks straight up, somehow managing to fly off a cliff. The Warlock snaps his neck, self-resurrects, and walks away pretending it didn't happen. The Titan smashes it to smithereens because he thought it looked at him funny, then gets killed by a bladedancer.
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and everyone dies. the end :)
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3 commentairesTitan to Hunter, "I'm demoting you to dreg." Hunter to Titan, "Redacted." Warlock to Hunter, "Hey! Hey! I can help!". Hunter to Warlock, "You know the old saying.." If you can identify these, good on you.
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... They all hit their heads on the bar. : )
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A titan walks into a bar... Ouch.
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The hunter ducks under it, the warlock runs straight into it, falls down crying, activates fireborn and gets back up, the Titan walks straight through it as if it weren't even there.
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Where everybody knew their names.
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the titan remains silent as the hunter and warlock proclaim theyre the best class and break out into an argument
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3 commentairesThe hunter and warlock sit together but 2 stools away from the titan so that he can hear them. The hunter turns towards the warlock and says "Hey, why do titans eyes burn?" The warlock then replied, "I don't know, why?" The hunter lifts his head up and looks directly at the titan and says in a raised voice, "Because titans can't blink."
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The Hunter ducked
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3 commentairesHunter & Warlock blink past it. Titan starts trying to shoulder charge it.
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23 commentairesA hunter, titan, and warlock walk into a bar. They look up at a chalkboard that reads: -Cheeseburger 700 glimmer -singing blowjob 10000 glimmer The titan enquires to the barkeep "hey, what's with that menu item?" The bartender responds "oh the singing blowjob? Pay and find out" The Titan is a little strapped for glimmer and knows he'll out drink the warlock and hunter, so decides to save his money, but the hunter is too intrigued. He scrounges together 10000 glimmer, and pays the bartender. He is led behind the counter to the back of the tower bar to a door and told one rule by the bartender "you gotta keep this blindfold on." So the hunter enters the room and is introduced to a beautiful woman unlike any he'd ever seen. They blindfold him and sit him in a chair. He feels his armor move around and sure enough begins to feel a sensation in his lap. At the same time, a beautiful voice begins a song about the travelers light. He couldn't believe his ears, or the quality of the treatment he was getting. Surely it must be a trick. So after the song ended, the blindfold was removed and he thanked the woman. He went back to the bar and told his warlock buddy, the scholar of the group, that he had to try and figure out the woman's trick. So after some convincing, the wizard paid the 10000 glimmer and was lead back to the room. The wizard is told the same rule, introduced to the same beautiful woman and sits down. Just as he feels the service begin, he slowly moves his hand up and removes the blindfold, but finds the lights have been shut off. The voice begins to sing and the warlock is getting supercharged. Suddenly he realizes he can use radiant light to illuminate the room. As his hand explodes into bright flame he sees the girl running from the room, and on the table next this chair he sees one item. A glass eye. Don't get it? [spoiler]two words. Skull. Blam.[/spoiler]
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[quote]A hunter, a warlock, and a titan walk into a bar....[/quote] [spoiler]I forgot the rest of the joke, your mother's a whore. [/spoiler] [spoiler]not really, it's just a punchline. [/spoiler]
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Lol. I did this back before this game even released.
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7 commentairesModifié par snakelizard419 : 3/25/2015 12:28:30 AMThe Titan punches the bar and breaks and so he can continue on his path. The warlock walks into it, falls into the road and gets killed by a sparrow: he then self rezs and spams grenade at the bar leaving behind nothing but dust. The hunter attempts to jump over it but misses the jump and falls on his face. The warlock and the titan laugh at the hunters hilarious excuse for a jump. [spoiler]dont get me wrong Hunters are great but double/triple jump = booty trash[/spoiler]
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The warlock and hunter blink through it, and the Titan shoulder charges it.
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.....pineapple
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4 commentairesTitan punches both, sits down, and orders a fishbowl. The end
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Hunter leaves with all the babes! #fightme
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And die because a dreg with lightswitch was waiting for them at the door
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The titan uses shoulder charge on the bartender for not putting a cherry in his soda, the Hunter pulls out golden gun and shoots the titan, the warlock for being rude and himself so he won't be caught. Then the warlock uses Fireborn and walks out knowing everyone is dead. #warlockmasterrace
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... Ouch
