There are two stools left. The Hunter takes the first seat and says, "you two battle it out." The Titan proceeds to turn the barstool upside down and they both take a seat. The Hunter, in disbelief, asks "what the hell are you guys doing..?!" The warlock calmly looks at the Hunter and says, "Preparing for the HARD raid later."

Titan walks through it Hunter goes under it Warlock ponders its existence

PLOT TWIST: The Titan, Hunter, and Warlock didn't walk into the bar. They had to defend against 3 waves of enemies before Dinklebot would open the door.

They go up to the bartender. Each gets a drink, but only the Titan drank it. The Hunter knew that the drink was poisoned by the smell of it. The Warlock knew it was poisoned by its colour. The Titan got poisoned because all he ever does is blow bubbles and punch stuff.

They sit down and have a nice drink after fighting for so long. Then their exs walk in The hunter immediately sees them goes invisible and escapes before sh*t goes down. The titan sees them, panics, and immediately uses fists of havoc killing everyone in the bar. The warlock self resurrects himself and floofs out of the bar but not before falling off a cliff because his jump can't can't go up

A Titan walks into a bar "oww" A warlock walks into a bar "Oww!" A hunter walks into a bar "Gaurdian Down"

A hunter, warlock, and titan walk into a bar..... [spoiler]Must pay $20 to get access to the rest of the joke.[/spoiler]

Hunter orders rabbit ears [spoiler]to match their jump[/spoiler] Warlock orders cheese [spoiler]just to act ironic[/spoiler] Titan orders eye drops [spoiler]because for some reason he can't blink[/spoiler]

The warlock gets black-out.. The hunter gets hammered.. The titan gets a black hammer..

The hunter never comes back out

Somewhat long read ahead... A hunter, a warlock and a titan, walk into a bar. Inside at the bar, they see a jar filled with glimmer to the brim. They approach the bartender and inquire about the jar. The bartender tells them, "You pay 1,000 glimmer into the jar. There are three tests. If you can pass all three tests, you keep all the glimmer." "What are the tests?", the Hunter inquires. "Gotta pay first". The hunter, warlock and titan agree and pay in. "First, you have to drink that entire bottle of pepper tequila. The whole thing at once. And not make a face doing it." "Easy enough", the titan says. "Second, Master Rahool is hoarding an exotic heavy engram. You'll have to steal it from him. Not as easy at it sounds". The hunter smirks, "Good thing I have invisibility." "Lastly, that poor shipwright, Amanda Holliday. Always stuck in the hangar, busy with work, no company. Never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her", says the bartender. "I'll just use fireborn to bring back my erection if needed", the warlock remarks. All three guardians agree to the tests at hand. They each down they tequila. Tears are streaming down the Hunter's face, the warlock is sweating and squinting, and the titan handled the first one fairly well so he had a second--wasted beyond belief. One by one they take turns in their drunken stupor for the next part of the test. The hunter stumbles out to the Cryptarch. After a brief curse, he returns. "Forgot to switch to Bladedancer". Failed. The warlock glides out like a fairy trying not to trip over anything while dazed from the tequila. He went for the above approach. Easily caught by the Cryptarch. Forgot to use Angel of Light. Failed. Now the titan heads out. At first it is quiet. Then there is some yelling, some rustling like theres a tumble going on, and an abrupt few grunts. The titan returns. He hands the bartender a handwritten note Rahool gave him. It reads, "Come back before I get bored..." "That's not what I asked you to get!", the bartender says. The titan nods his head in a drunken pride and says, "Now where's that shipwright with the exotic engram?"

[quote]A hunter, a warlock, and a titan walk into a bar... You finish the rest.[/quote] You mean a Titan shouldered the door, while the warlock used magic to charm the bartenders And the hunter stole everybody's glimmer to buy a round of shots "on the house"