You'd think the Titan would've ducked

The Hunter equips his Cloak and Dagger and Sydney Sleeper The Titan equips his Brass Beast and Southern Hospitality And the Warlock equips his Scottish Resistance and Rocket launcher

And have beers while playing pool with Master Chief

When they enter the bar they see a huge jar filled with glimmer out of curiosity the warlock ask the bartender about the jar the bartender replies "this is a prize for who ever completes three tasks". The hunter smugly asks what the task were, the bartender says "first you must drink this incredibly strong spicy vodka without making any expression of discomfort". The titan in a stern voice says "I can handle this shit, bring it". "Damit he hasn't even finished giving us the other task, slow the F°uck down", says the warlock. The bartender says" before I go further you each must pay 1000 glimmer to enter this activity". The three pay the fee, "now your next task will be to obtain an exotic engram rahool has been hoarding for the past month, it won't be easy" says the bartender. The hunter smirks and says"I can invis I'm set"."my fist makes for a compelling negotiation" says the titan boldly. The warlock says"perhaps this can be done without violence-" *warlock gets punched in the face* "maybe not" says the hunter. The warlock in a dazed fashion says to the bartender"what would be the next step". "The shipwright has been awfully lonely she needs someone to tend to her quarters if you catch my drift". "I'll use radiance to bring my erection twice"says the warlock still dazed. "alright lets get this shit done"says the titan enthusiastically. The bartender brings the vodka. The hunter coughs and puckers his face. The warlock threw up but was unfazed afterwards. The titan drinks vigorously unfazed. The three became incredibly drunk and head towards rahool's quarters. The hunter thinking he was invis as a gunslinger acts like a retard and rahool gives him a rare out of leagendary review for his efforts. The warlock blinks in and out of rahool's quarters bringing nothing he then glides around forgetting what he's supposed to do. The titan walks back into the bar giving the bartender a note saying "come back before I get bored". The bartender replies "this isn't what I asked for". The titan in a drunk expression says"right now where's that shipwright with the engram"

A Warlock, a Hunter and a Titan walk into a bar. The Warlock dies and has to use his self-rez. The Hunter says "Ow" and dies The Titan just keeps walking because the Sunbreakers damage resistance is too high.

The Hunter shows off how the arcblade is good for the crucible The titans yells that he's OP The Hunter shows off how there's a perk to Regen health after each kill Titans screams OP The warlock says how his fusion grenades are also great for the crucible Titans incoherently launches a string of 'OP OP OP OP' The fireteam finish their drinks and leave the bar Several months later the fireteam, after patrolling the dreadnaught, return back to the same bar The titan drops one of his fusion grenades and the warlock ask "wait, didn't you say those were OP?" The titan stutters and quickly says "no, never!" The titan stubs his toe and punches the table which resulted in activating his health regen perk The Hunter says "what happened to hungering blade being unfair?" The titan sticks his fingers in his ears like the 5 year old he is and acts as if the Hunter wasn't there After a few rounds, the Hunter and the warlock begin discussing their new supers and the titan joins in "Sunbreaker is better than both of your weak supers! We get the health of a raid boss, seven hammers that do more damage than a golden gun, and they also have tracking!" The Hunter and warlock look at each other in confusion as the titan has all of the "OP" perks their old subclasses had and more They both say that the sunbreaker needs a nerf but the titan screams how the fact that the other two subclases were balanced that it justifies their overpowered subclass. They say, "so the sunbreaker is the best class?" The titan nods to confirm. On the way to the dreadnaught they drop the titan off at a cabal base to test how good it is in the field, the titan jumps down onto the doorstep of the base, but little did he know that he never stood a chance, he was swarmed by every phalanx, legionary, Psion and colossus you could think of,and he panicked. He didn't have invisibility to let him escape, no self rez to fool them into thinking he were dead, no bubble to keep him safe, no lightning powers to clear the way and no bow to capture the enemy. The titan activated his super and aimlessly threw his hammers and the cabal, if they didn't miss they'd hit a phalanx's shield soon after his super ran out, he got swarmed. Poor titan didn't stand a chance, Because sunbreaker is utter shit.

A Hunter, a Titan, and a Warlock walk into a bar, all three pass underneath it because the bar was set to high. Ultimately, all three are slightly disappointed but continue anyway.

The bar is on the second floor. The titan smashes thru a wall, because doors are for sissys, randomly flailing his right arm like a t-rex with an itchy chest. The hunter panics, lays down smoke and accidentally shadesteps out an open window. The Warlock sits outside pouting under a small storm cloud, because he still can't jump up stairs to get into the bar.

... And they were so ugly that everybody died. The end.

... All three die from the impact. The Titans accept death, the warlocks self res, and the hunters go onto the forums to complain about how OP the bar is.

A Titan, a Hunter, and a Warlock walk into a red bar... They get kicked to orbit.