A sparrow and a blue jay hop into a firetruck. The sparrow says to the blue jay, “now im no firefighting human but, I sure would like to know one”. The blue jay, too stunned to tweet, thinks for a moment. Then replies, “but youre a sparrow? How could you possibly ever get to know a firefighter”. This seems to have effected the sparrow, rubbed him the wrong way. as hes about to up and fly away, the firetrucks door shuts. Now I should clarify, firefighters dont crack their windows, they certainly dont run an orphanage. The two birds begin to panic. The blue jay quickly apologizes saying, “I really wish i knew a firefighter”. The sparrow maliciously replies, “youre a bird. you cant”. As those two notes left his beak, alarms sound, the distant pole begins to shake. One by one seven hunky, macho firefighters swoop down the pole and run toward the firetruck. The two birds are joyous. The firefighters open the door, see the two birds. They say, “boy i wish i could speak to birds”, and shoo them both away. So, any of yall collect sunglasses?