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What does a hunter use in the shower?
[spoiler]Sponge of Alpha loofa[/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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50 commentairesModifié par Jeims : 1/16/2016 12:19:57 AMWhy are titans the class that cries the most? [spoiler]Because they can't blink[/spoiler] I have i titan for the record--- yes i know i messed the joke up.
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15 commentairesYou're sitting on the toilet when out of the blue you hear Lord Shaxx say "One final push and victory is yours!"
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9 commentairesWhat's a vexes favorite cereal?[spoiler]cornfluxes[/spoiler]
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9 commentairesA coven of Wizards are gossiping and complaining to each other. One says "It's so hard to find a hot Knight these days" Another replies "Yeah, all the good ones are [b]Taken.[/b]"
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3 commentairesWhat does oryx do on a road trip? [spoiler]He's the Navigator[/spoiler] Why did the vex slam the door on the missionary? [spoiler]The vex was an Atheon[/spoiler] Why did the Legionary say when he got kicked in the nuts? [spoiler]OW! My Cabals![/spoiler] What did the thrall do when he saw a taken thrall? [spoiler]Post on the forums about red-bars[/spoiler]
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Why are the Titans eyes so red? [spoiler]because they can't blink[/spoiler]
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Vaginal douche
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148 commentairesModifié par Gav : 2/24/2016 11:50:39 PMWhat's the difference between a Titan, a Hunter, and a Warlock? [spoiler]One's a whiny ass that cried for nerfs[/spoiler] [spoiler]The other's a whiny ass that cried for nerfs[/spoiler] [spoiler]And the other's a whiny ass that cried for nerfs[/spoiler] Edit: lmao @kids getting salty u kiddies need to learn and stop denying that Bladedancer has been bad since 2.0. Edit 2: I fixed it there you go salty motherfuсkers lmao just close your eyes and get off your damn device if you're that upset. TAKE A JOKE
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5 commentairesDude when I'm showering I have a companion there with me . You damn Titans and warlocks shower together ehhh that's sucks . Sorry guys but hunters get shower sex Titans and warlocks get butt bagingled. Sucks to be you
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the salty tears from Titans
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[spoiler]scrubs[/spoiler]
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A Quiver. [spoiler]Cause it's a cold shower...[/spoiler]
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5 commentairesYo momma's so fat, [spoiler]my ghost scanned her crack and found the entire hive fortress. [/spoiler]
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1 commentaireWhat kind of guitar does oryx play? [spoiler]a No Knight Strat[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireWhy do Titans cry the most? [spoiler]because they can't blink[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireModifié par ChukleBrotherz : 1/15/2016 8:07:12 AMWhy are women the best destiny players? [spoiler]because they always have the last word[/spoiler]
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6 commentairesGirl are you a sync plate? [spoiler]because my spire is forming[/spoiler]
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10 commentairesHow do you know someone's stopped playing destiny? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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12 commentairesModifié par Syrious : 1/12/2016 5:20:11 PMA warlock, hunter, and Titan walk into a bar... [spoiler]The warlock says "Ow"[/spoiler] [spoiler]The hunter says "Ow"[/spoiler] [spoiler]The Titan immediately goes to forums claiming hunters cry to much[/spoiler] [spoiler]Not funny but you're still here[/spoiler] [spoiler]Lol[/spoiler] [spoiler]Ummm... Please leave[/spoiler] [spoiler]God damn what's it going to take to make you leave?[/spoiler]
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7 commentairesYour mamma's so fat [spoiler]she put on chatter white and everyone thought she was the traveler[/spoiler]
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Modifié par U10914232 : 1/15/2016 7:53:53 AMI always hate drinking with the fallen They only leave me with a [i]dreg[/i] Whats the difference between a graffiti artist and a fallen [spoiler]none they're both vandals[/spoiler] Oryx feels like the other bosses exclude him Whenever he tries to sit down they say its already [b]taken[/b] What did the hunter say to the female warlock? I'll [i]shadestep[/i] into those robes and you'll be [i]voidwalking[/i] funny all reset
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8 commentairesWhy do Warlocks have no exotic boots? [spoiler]Because they are used to being carried.[/spoiler] [spoiler]#Inb4Hate[/spoiler]
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A belt and some baby oil
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1 commentaireModifié par CoolJag7 : 1/14/2016 9:40:28 PMHe would cry " HELP...SPLASH DAMAGE "
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10 commentairesShe showers with Panteen [spoiler]but I gotta watermelon to keep me clean [/spoiler]
