I peered up into the clouds one morning, birds chirping, vendors vending, and tower goers going. The clouds quickly turned a dark gray tint as tiny rain droplets hit my Third Man. I knew someday, that the windshield wipers I had installed on my helmet would someday become useful. As the droplets of rain were repeatedly wiped away, I peered up into the clouds once more. A beam of sunlight cracked through the clouds.. could it be? RNGesus' ass plunged through the wet gray cloud and shot out the one and only Vex Mythoclast from his soft rounded butt cheeks and into my inventory. I can still smell the greatness emitting from this weapon to this day.