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Modifié par Cyanide :
9/28/2016 1:28:14 AM
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Best Item Description
In your opinion guardians, what weapon/armor/class item has the best or funny or cool description. Or does it reveal some lore you love?
For me, my favorite description so far that I've seen is my Legendary Ghost Angel Cloak.
"We are an army of the chosen dead."
How about you guys?
Edit:
Just found this, pretty dam funny
Crackerjack.beta: "Not liable for damage or disability caused by prototype performance."
Edit 2: it seems like The Comedian is a top favorite.
Edit 3: never thought this thread would be this popular
Edit 4: It's year two now. This thread is year old as of this month :~:
Edit 5: It's year 3 and this topic is now almost 2 years old
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-le necro bump because it’s D2 time
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Modifié par Zeke : 12/22/2016 5:24:02 AM1. I didn't get shot. I never get shot. I just body-checked the missile....(hold fast type 2 chest plate Titan) 2. "He came at me with a knife. I put out my hand and - just so - made him into ash." (warlock bond the ash) 3. Those who doubt the existence of dragons are always the first devoured. (cryptic dragon scout rifle) 4. "I foresee fire. Fire and screams." "You would, mate. You're a rocket launcher." (Steel oracle z- 11) 5. You may die, but you will die on your feet, facing your enemies. (rare shotgun CÚCHULAINN-D)
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It's year 3 and time for new pieces of gear
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Rise again my child
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1 commentaire[quote] First, do no* harm. *For values of 'no' approaching 'vast and permanent' [/quote]
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1 commentairePRAISE THE SUN
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1 commentaire"Honestly... It's surprising that these don't hover."
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4 commentaires"I foresee fire. Fire and Death." "You would mate, you're a rocket launcher." - Steel Oracle Z-11
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Lead scout's cloak "To clear mine field: step on mine wait for ghost revival. Step on mine 2 wait for ghost revival st..."
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10 commentairesModifié par Cyanide : 10/10/2015 5:35:01 AM"Sometimes, I wish my Ghost picked someone else."
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Dead orbit Titan mark. It goes along the lines of "Those who used to venture passed this solar system were once seen as brave heroes. Now we are considered cowards for considering other systems." That's not exactly it but I like it.
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33 commentairesModifié par huskerkme : 3/18/2015 12:49:13 PMAll the really funny hunter cloaks :) Tell the Warlocks your cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand. Even vacuum-ready field wire armor should be kept out of the rain. Rig a hood. "Your missions: protect the City. Look better than Warlocks. But don't look like you're trying." - Pahanin Errata One boast goes: 'when Cabal see my cloak, they flee.' Another goes: 'look at all these dead Cabal!' They say you will never find an impractical Hunter. But what do 'they' know about dashing cloaks? A good survival cape can be used as a hull patch, bandage, tourniquet, pressure seal, picnic blanket... "First, check your cloak for damage. Second, inspect yourself for major wounds." - Handbook of (Un)Controversial Advice 0 "Tell a Titan only a madman would go. Tell a Warlock it's too complex." - Pahanin Errata Hunters may be averse to centralized organization, but nothing is more fearsome than a coordinated stalk.
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1 commentaireModifié par Himothy : 11/4/2015 3:46:31 AM"Made from the torn cloaks of Hunters. Other, lesser Hunters." - All My Victims
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1 commentaireModifié par RampagingKumquat : 9/19/2015 5:32:19 PMYou're not paranoid if there really is a monolithic embodiment of pure evil out to get you. Conspiracy theory-D
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2 commentairesModifié par TastyStrudel : 11/2/2015 4:40:25 AM"Actually, I'm already pretty famous on Mars, so.." -Next Big Thing The only reason I kept the shotgun, and it has pretty decent rolls on it.
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2 commentairesModifié par Xuh : 11/4/2015 1:42:44 PMOne that is creepy is Super Pox VLO.. Edit: Found in a null-g hangar, drifting alongside fourteen limbless and decapitated Fallen corpses.
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5 commentairesOnes and Zeros hunter cloak [i]Maybe that's all we really are[/i]
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4 commentairesModifié par TrulyDakka : 11/2/2015 12:19:37 AMDURGA-GNT Titan Gloves - ERROR: Cannot connect with target_SKULL. Please locate target_SKULL and establish contact. Something - "Shake it off. We've all been dead before." Talion Glory Warlock Boots - "I wonder who picks these Crucible sites - who says 'Oh, a mysterious Vex construct? Good place for a scrap!'" Dusk Tread VI Warlock Armor - "Contrary to Hunter assertion, 'floofing about' is NOT an acceptable term for gliding." Holdfast Type 2 Titan Chestpiece - "I didn't get shot. I never get shot. I just body-checked the missile." Ursus Tactical - "Shaxx is always telling us to stick together. I've come to think Shaxx really loves to watch us eat grenades."
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21 commentairesDustwalker Helmet [i]A hunter and titan crash land on Mars. The titan's helmet protects him from a cabal slug. The hunter's helmet stops him from starving. Who survives?[/i]
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3 commentaires"Tell the Warlocks your cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand." And the Warlock response "Mm, yes, a fine cloak. But on my arm I have a supercompressed supercollider. Can your cloak split quarks, sir?"
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The Unbelievably Old Cloak "Look at all that....... Character..."
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[b]Highest Squidder[/b] [i]"Are you squidding me?"[/i]
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2 commentairescloak of the reefrunners: "The child asked me if the Awoken were blue because they were cold. Then he called my cloak a blanket." extropic cloak" "Child came for our robes today. He said the Awoken Hunters needed them, as they were cold." —Warlock doorlog
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Some year one green titan helmet "The trick isn't landing the headbutt-it's disengaging when you get stuck."
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