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Modifié par Flummoxed :
1/2/2017 6:22:57 AM
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Help Jacob Sartorius Lives In My Town
What Should I Do. If You Want My Towns Name I'll Pm You.
Edit 1: Got Some Great Ideas So Far[spoiler]btw he may be transferring to my high school [/spoiler]
Edit 2: Fixed Punctuation[spoiler]looking at you spear[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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Poison his food it's alright if you get caught as long as he dies
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Go to his table at lunch and stick your finger in his food.
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1 commentaire1. Get a stick 2. Sharpen it 3. Throw it like a spear 4. Did a world a favour
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Use punctuation, please!
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Find some gang members to help "take care" of him. [spoiler]JK I know this is probably fake[/spoiler]
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Modifié par Monstercat : 1/2/2017 12:41:16 AMSet this as his alarm at 3 AM attached to a rock concert amp.
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Modifié par Sting0907 : 1/1/2017 11:58:46 PMTry to get him to join us here on offtopic.
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This is why america has so many nukes
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You are beyond help... Give your mother my condolences...
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Towns name pls
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3 commentairesNuke the area from orbit, it is the only way to be sure...
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1 commentaireBurn his house down with sweatshirts
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4 commentairesPunch him so hard, that he explodes
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Modifié par Reconunit12 : 12/30/2016 6:19:58 PMSteal his timbs [spoiler]or his sketchers[/spoiler]
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Swap his cereal milk with bleach. [spoiler]wait... That might just make him worse O.O[/spoiler]
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Call upon the demons of Satan himself! He will realize his daughter is missing and take Jacob Sartorius back to the hole his auto tuned voice came from.
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Oh shit I'm sorry for you. Hope you don't have to hear him sing.
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2 commentairesKick him in the balls pour kerosene on him light him on fire [spoiler]actually attach the kick I'm in the balls thing it wouldn't do much 😜[/spoiler]
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Get him drunk and tell him it'll be fun to play on the free way
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Bully him [spoiler]jk don't [/spoiler]
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Do the world a favour and kill him
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1 commentaireRemember he is richer than any of us because tween girls find him hot. How do I say lucky bastard without sounding like a pedo?
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3 commentairesStep 1: Get sniper Step 2: Figure out where he's filming his next shitty music video Step 3: Go to a building 500+ meters away with a clear line of sight Step 4: Wait Step 5: Be Jacob Saggytits Step 6: *gets sniped*
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Killing him is the only solution
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You know what must be done *hands nuke
