I'm so tired of losing because these blueberries don't understand how to play Control.
Edit: Thanks to all of you who upvoted/ replied, I never would have expected that the salty post I made after an especially bad match of IB would actually start trending.
Edit 2: Circles gather and now my watch begins, it shall not end until my death, I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children, wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my circle, I am the sword in the darkness, I am the watcher in the circles, I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of circles, I pledge my life and honor to the circles for this night and all the nights to come.
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YES. it's bullshit. waste of time.
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9 commentairesWho flips the spawns from zone C to zone A on shores of time?! Who does that???!??!!? Come on people!!
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I don't understand why people don't understand its CONTROL!! Its not "cap every flag and play ring around the f*cking rosie with spawns". Grab 2 and control them. So many idiots.
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9 commentairesIn response to some people saying that IB should include bounties that require you to capture control points, I don't know if you remember, but that would be just as bad. Back in year one if the daily bounty was capture 5 control zones, I would avoid the control playlist like the plague. People looking to complete their bounties fast will result in them constantly, CONSTANTLY flipping spawns. Just something to keep in mind. A better bounty would be to keep control of 2 zones for over 3 minutes for a total of 5 times. Stuff like that which encourages and emphasizes "Control" not "Capturing the Flag Simulator 2016." I empathize with those of you that know how to play the objective, but trust me when I say that including a bounty to [i]capture[/i] zones will not help, a bounty to [i]control[/i] zones will. If you agree, give this comment a little bump and spread it around, and hope that Bungie implements something like this soon. If you don't, let me know why and maybe if you have a better solution go ahead and say so. I'd love to hear some of your ideas. :3
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I keep getting stuck with those idiots on IB. I swear some of these people shouldn't even own the game, they're so bad.
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1 commentaireCall it the "Circle Jerk".
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3 commentairesAll I need is a middle finger emote.
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6 commentairesThis IB really makes me wonder how many people's parents are brother and sister.
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11 commentairesAlso a "Hold the door!" Emote.
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Agree. I go to B, pop a bubble with COAL on, generate 3 orbs... and sit there. Hello people, grab some orbs. Yeah.
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Lmao like a point at the floor emote. "This shit bro, stand in it"
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'Play the objective you bell-ends' would be an emote I would spend real cold hard cash on.
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Add me, I need some iron banner buddies who aren't fücking idiots.
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I watch players
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18 commentairesWe should get a new Titan bubble perk, where you can in-prison your team mates in certain capture zones.
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1 commentaireAlso a "Your ass better not pick up the mother-blam!-ing heavy" emote
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Or even one that's "ONLY CAPTURE TWO ZONES STOP SPAWN FLIPPING" I swear, half my lost games are 'cause the enemy keeps spawning behind us from those Two Teammates who wanted that third zone like their life depended on it.
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1 commentaireModifié par Hot Tasty Grits : 5/27/2016 9:21:34 PMAlone in the circle Red all around Teammate runs by as I wave 3 seconds later the zone is surrendered as 4 guardians converge on me including a very unnecessary fist of havoc. I do see the sniper round hit one of my opponents and all I can imagine is one of my teammates looking away from is scope, smiling, and whispering "Kill to death baby, kill to death".
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So true. As soon as I load up a match of IB I go to cap a or c (whichever I'm closest to) whilst everyone else runs to get the kills.... [spoiler]you get more points for kills if zones are capped... [/spoiler]
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They need a new exotic heavy rocket called "Saladins Boot." Exotic perk: Allies shot by this weapon are removed from game and are automatically blocked from communications.
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Bump. It's like they don't even realize it's Control. -blam!-ing idiots.
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Maybe a protect the objective one too
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39 commentairesDon't worry about those guys outside of the circle [spoiler]The Seabear will take care of them sooner or later...[/spoiler]
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3 commentairesI was in a LFGd fireteam last night. There was four of us rushing B in a coordinated effort. When we reached B I set up to capture the zone and aimed my sights down a hallway where 2 enemies were approaching. I began to engage the enemies thinking I had back up, turns out the 3 teammates decided to nope out of there and run back to A. I just let out a sigh and shook my head.