I'm so tired of losing because these blueberries don't understand how to play Control.
Edit: Thanks to all of you who upvoted/ replied, I never would have expected that the salty post I made after an especially bad match of IB would actually start trending.
Edit 2: Circles gather and now my watch begins, it shall not end until my death, I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children, wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my circle, I am the sword in the darkness, I am the watcher in the circles, I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of circles, I pledge my life and honor to the circles for this night and all the nights to come.
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5 commentairesI don't get many caps but I defend the flag and don't stop until I clear B out. I may go a game with 20 kills and 2 caps, doesn't mean I'm not playing the game. That's say 15 players that tried to get B which I killed. No point capping a flag not to defend it. I just hang around B most of the game.
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I've had people get very upset with me telling them to PTFO. Claims my 3 kills caused our loss, yet I had 5 captures... His score was 8 kills and 1 capture... That means all he did was cap the first initial post... What a boob.
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8 commentaires[quote]blueberries[/quote] Has like 15 days playtime...
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Had the perfect example yesterday. Ran to B on twilight, knowing the rest would probably run to A. Got killed by two guardians. I spawn back in, enemy captured C and B. In the meantime, my team didn't even capture A. *sigh*
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I just had the most kills captures and highest kd and still lost cause these turds have never played domination. Like for real shit is too easy. Yet they want to get the furthest point and flip spawns out of nowhere.
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Modifié par Animal Mother : 5/27/2016 4:48:59 PMYesterday on Pantheon I fought a team full of shoulder charging Titans. Initially I had a sniper equipped and we were getting stomped (I suck generally and I suck more at sniping but it's fun to try). Anyway I got frustrated and switched to my DoP and Invective, killed a guy trying to shoulder charge me while I was getting heavy then proceeded to T-bag, then went on a Titan T-bag spree. Must have gotten under their skin because we started catching up, we even got strength of the wolf. I was getting T-bagged every time I died and T-bagging after every kill. Every failed shoulder charge got the "thumbs down" emote treatment as well. Wouldn't you know, we ended up winning, seriously like a 4K point comeback. Just have fun man it's only a video game.
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1 commentaireWhich character do you play IB on? You don't have any lvl 40 characters
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[quote] Edit: Thanks to all of you who upvoted/ replied, I never would have expected that the salty post I made after an especially bad match of IB would actually start trending.[/quote] Even from the title we can tell you're being hyperbolic. Also, we've all been there; 100% of my broken controllers met their fate during IB (including an elite). This Iron Banner has been... especially "year two-ish" (in that every team I'm on is just running in circles capturing every zone and losing them less than a minute later). If anyone else who actually wants to win is having this problem, try this: I stay at our initial spawn for the whole match. Most of the time this keeps the other team from spawning there when my clueless teammates cap our opponent's spawn zone. I don't get a ton of kills but I'm done with the weeklies on all three characters so I don't really care about my personal score (as long as we win). There have been a few times wherein my retarded team is so spread out that opposing team members spawn within shotgun range of me; that's how messy and noobish these matches are.
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1 commentaireWhen need callouts like battlefield.
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Modifié par pNut2183 : 5/27/2016 2:49:00 PMWhich character are you playing IB on? I don't see any level 40 characters listed on your profile? Edit: Nvm I see you also have a PSN account
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See I look at the kd and just kills in general afterward like for myself I haven't been capturing zones the last few matches but I've been averaging 30 kills a game with a kd about 4.5. If they have high stats and are the leader in the game can't say much but if they arnt capturing points and have 2 kills for a .12 kd GET THE -blam!- ON POINT BLUEBERRY!!! Lol
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1 commentaireWhatever happened to capturing two zones and defending them? Burning shrine was perfect for that. Capture A and B. Camp between the two. Win easily. I guess they changed it for a reason.
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6 commentairesNothing better than playing black shield while your team sits inside the building and the enemy team has constant pressure on B
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I agree with you totally, they dont understand that having more control zones it means more points on kills.
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3 commentairesYa i sure do love those "team players" that capture the enemy's spawn flag, switch spawns and goes negative.
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I think they know how, they just don't care. The emote won't make them care. On the other hand, I think it's a great idea. At least it lets them know that you aren't happy with their poor performance.
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THANK YOU it's like they've never played iron banner
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1 commentaireA lot of people don't seem to realize you cap faster with more people [i]and[/i] everybody gets points for it. If you're standing outside of it to guard, you're likely not doing as much good as you might think.
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Lol. Nice
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Modifié par Moosey7103 : 5/27/2016 6:44:37 PM[quote]I'm so tired of losing because [b]these blueberries[/b] don't understand how to play Control.[/quote] That made me laugh. Please continue posting. Also, I'd like to have that emote as well.
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I invited one of these people to a party. It was some squeaker and he said he was AFK doing homework and he was just getting rep. Typical!!!
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1 commentaireFlavor text in the bottom left of the screen: "Varzin is wondering what the -blam- is wrong with you."
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8 commentairesSomeone yesterday was on my team... 2.0 KD put ZERO captures. I sent him a message: "Nice captures", he replied all snarky saying how capturing zones isn't important and all.... He literally sat at the back of the map with a scout rifle the entire game. I looked him up later and it turns out his KD is 3.4, dunno how he still doesn't know how control works.
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1 commentaireI like turtles...
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"Okay, go for B...they're taking B...anyone? Waaant one at all. Sigh" "Stop capturing their spawn point, Stop it...oh god help me" "Why are you ALL at A? Some go and take B...NOT ALL OF YOU...sigh" "Okay I got three at A, dude you ran past the enemy, he's behind you. BEHIND YOU....BEEEHIIII...oh I give up" "Okay just hold our two points..don't go for the....sigh...here they come...aaand you've all run off to capture their point again...." Control. CAPTURE AND DEFEND. More like CAPTURE AND RUN AWAYYYYYYYYY YAAAY! WOOOOOO WERE LOSING A POINT YAAAAAY! LETS TRY AND TAKE POINTS AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE MAP WOOOOO!! FML.
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