So the people work at Bungie that hire people pork the employees and steal your gun that was a wolves leash out my hunters pockets they have to stoop
to lower level than a criminal to such a act
English
#Destiny
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6 commentairesModifié par BL4DE RUNNER UK : 7/7/2015 4:09:10 PMI'll give this a punt: It's something about Bungie employee's liking pork. They also like to steal guns and walk wolves on a leash. They must be tall employee's because they have to stoop to reach a hunters pockets. Hunters like their pockets low, everyone knows this right? There's something at the end about criminals acting, Maybe Destiny the movie? Anywho, I can't see the salient point you are tryng to make. Please direct any further inquiries to our customer services department, they speak gobbledigook fluently and may be able to assist. Thanks.
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4 commentairesThey will try to pork you. Pork them baaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkk.
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6 commentairesSprechen Sie English? Nein? Das ist schade. [spoiler]Du bist ein fliegen schwein.[/spoiler]
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Corpsdekarkus....the new SmoggyPluto!!
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1 commentaireGo home Variks, you're drunk
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Um the writer of this post has Gjallarhorn on all three of his level 34 characters.
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10 commentairesModifié par Shank : 7/7/2015 7:38:43 AMMy eyes widened when I saw this post. "Quickly servant! Retrieve the ancient Mesopotamian artifact. The time is nigh" My servant moves swiftly out of the room, returning with a large black book. He lays it before me. "Im sorry this happened to you." I whispered softly, caressing its thick, waxy cover. "The fire is ready master" said my servant returning form the outdoors a few minutes later. "I am ready" I announced. As I walk to the ritual site, I hold the book in my arms close to my chest, similar to how a mother would nurse her child while breastfeeding. My legs felt like jello, wibbling and wobbling so much that I feared I would lose my balance and fall. We reached our destination, and my servant knelt next to the fire and bowed his head waiting for the final part of the ceremony. I gazed into the fire, thinking of how op was making me do this. "You don't deserve this fate" I told the book. "But this must be done." After a few minutes of silence I was able to muster enough mental preparation and courage to cast the dictionary into the fire. "R.I.P. English" I whisper.
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1 commentaireWhat the hell did I just read?
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2 commentairesI think porking your employees is considered sexual harassment
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2 commentaires[quote]So the people work at Bungie that hire people pork the employees[/quote] Ok
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Failed doop attempt? Or Just stupid....
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Turn it off and then back on. That always helps!
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Sounds to me like they did you a favor.
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I'm sorry you lost your Wolves' Leash, but I don't think Bungie would target you specifically out of hundreds of thousands of players, mainly because you don't seem to have done anything wrong. Have you checked any other characters or your vault? I think there might be a rare problem with the Destiny Companion App, where the items you use can disappear.
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2 commentaires"What a good read, thanks!" -Floyd Mayweather
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English please.
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1 commentaireWhat the hell...?
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Doge, is that you? Much wow
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2 commentairesPlease.....please stop butchering the english language.
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Bump...because it gave the community a little laugh lol.
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3 commentaires[b][i][u]GUYS, I THINK IT'S TRYING TO COMMUNICATE![/u][/i][/b] I'm sensing use of early, primitive english...
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LOL Pork
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