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Edited by snakesplitter:
9/14/2022 5:26:14 PM
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Snakesplitter visits Ada-1 for wares
SS: I would like 10 synthcorns please.
Ada: [i]slowly lifts her skirt up to her upper ankles, and pauses...[/i]
Get on your knees, Titan.
SS: Uh... Okay... This is kinda weird... Is this part of the update or-
Ada: Silence you stupid hunk of meat, before I alert the Vanguard! Now... Focus your attention between my legs...
SS: [i]Hesitantly, he lowers his head to the appropriate spot... and instantly sees the tip of a -blam!- poking out of her silky veil and touching the tile floor...[/i]
Wha- what the... Th-theres no way you got a bigger d-
Ada: [i]Lifts her dress all the way up to her ears, exposing the gigantic anaconda of a dongle in all it's glory[/i]
Now kiss it you slave!
SS: [i]sobbing[/i]
Oh god why is this happening!
Random Warlock: Yo Ada I need some synthc-
[i]notices snakesplitter on his knees facing Ada in an evidently compromising position...[/i]
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I got nothing
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This is why the traveler tried to run to savathun's throne world.
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Edited by ∇QUELL∇: 9/18/2022 2:53:05 AMThe Random Warlock, who is named Random Warlock: [i]Happens upon Ada-1 and Snakesplitter in a questionable situation[/i] Bud, that is not how you operate the loom. But it looks like the least of your problems... SS:[i]looking slightly confused and teary eyed at Random Warlock[/i] It's not? Then how do you explain This??? What do you mean the least of my problems? I need the Synthcorns bro! Ada:[i]infers what The Random Warlock, who's is name Random Warlock is suggesting[/i] ...You're not here for Synthcorns, are you, Warlock? The Random Warlock, who's name is Random Warlock:[i]Steps forth closer, chuckling darkly[/i] No. I'm not. SS: [i]looks at Ada-1 briefly before turning back wide eyed to Random Warlock, who's name is Random Warlock[/i] Then... What are you here for??? The Random Warlock, who's name is Random Warlock:[i]Ghost, the Ghost manifests a manila folder into The Random Warlock, who's name is Random Warlock's hands[/i] I'm a courier, here to deliver a package. The Package: [spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Bungie/conduct[/spoiler]
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Your twisted
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2 RepliesWhat leads to someone taking time out of their day and writing this?
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2 RepliesHave you been banned?
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I didn't get my synthcorns if anyone was wondering
