The wasps, the hornets, the flies and mosquitoes.
These are not friends, they are the enemy, and they're coming for you.
You think you're safe within your little slice of suburban paradise, with your central air units and three functioning bathrooms.
Fool.
Life finds a way and soon you too will be crawling across the floor aiming spray at the ceiling because a stingy little -blam!- slipped in when you took the dog out to tour the grounds and tinkle once.
Arm yourselves. War is here.
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#Offtopic
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4 RepliesOr it’s a season of free meals https://youtube.com/shorts/vwJbALuO-pM?feature=share Warning: some language
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I thought this would be another boot post. Instead I am left with constant dread of what's soon coming.
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2 RepliesEdited by Twin Inferno: 5/5/2022 7:39:49 PMWe’ve been over run already…. Of course they’d target Florida first
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2 RepliesEdited by kerrick2: 5/5/2022 11:00:37 PMHope nobody ever runs into a swarm of lovebugs while driving the -blam!- can cause major accidents Edit for those that don’t know what lovebugs are https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/lovebug-season-in-florida/vi-AASi1un
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1 ReplyI’ve already paid the blood a sweat price and done the ritual to keep my grounds free of those abominations for at least the next quarter.
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1 ReplyBetween the bugs and the constant mowing of lawns around here, I’m really starting to dislike Spring. Autumn is the superior season.
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Give them the gas
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5 RepliesThis is probably the worst part of me having a broken window... I can't fortify myself from various hell spawn or goofy -blam!- June bugs. I'm scared.
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3 RepliesGrab yourself the good ‘ole lighter and hair spray can.
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Time to build a flamethrower, darn pests!
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Sounds like a buggy mess, stay safe
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I’ve got my salt gun prepared
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While you were posting in offtopic, I was mastering the flyswatter.
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The fiends! Waiting to strike until I’m vulnerable! I am stuck in bed, I can’t fight back like this! Someone rally the guard!
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2 RepliesDon’t you have some centipede/ millipede friends that protect you?
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༎ຶ‿༎ຶ I feel them in my blood
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Seen one of those Japanese Giant Hornets once, at first it looked like a hummingbird, but up close that thing is big and ugly, is definitely not a bird, 10/10 do not recommend as a friend...
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1 ReplyYou're telling me! I left my room to use the bathroom and when I got back there was a Bumblebee on the chair!
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3 RepliesThat's why you trap the queens early in the year. Amateurs...pfft.
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2 RepliesI was listening to a video about caves or someshit and fell asleep, then I saw a dream about crawling through a slightly wet hole that could just and just let me crawl on my belly forwards. Then after some time a spider the size of my head, that lacked fur or a coating and just had a fleshy moist skin started crawling towards me with 4 eyes with the gleam of my lamp on them. Woke up.
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1 ReplyI could spend 45 minutes trying to get the hellish creature out of the room humanely, or I could squash it on the window with the curtain. If the humane option flashes through my mind for even a second, that makes me a good person right?
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You can hide out up here, but it will be for only a couple days til we hit the warmth they need to annoy me. However, there is a woodchuck that keeps hiding under my car if you want to practice your fighting moves. Oh, and we only have 1 bathroom by the way.
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*pulls out bazooka* I'm ready.