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Edited by Poison_Cloud:
11/15/2021 10:58:45 PM
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Oh mate you won't believe this! I almost died
I was fed a walnut and am in the hospital
I am allergic to trees, polin from trees and tree nuts (peanuts are not a nut)
I almost died from something smaller than a 9mm bullet
I had an EpiPen so I was able to breathe and I made it to the hospital
I'm not dead yet
The walnut was in cheese cake I was trying for Thanksgiving
English
#Offtopic
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1 Reply[quote]I was fed a walnut and am in the hospital[/quote] [i]So, you failed ‘No Nut November’?[/i]🤔
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1 ReplyBREAKING NEWS: Local Walnut Choked on by Gokuni ascends to godhood, makes proclamation: RUN
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10 RepliesEdited by Vox Aphotix: 11/15/2021 4:13:05 PMBreaking News: Local man chokes on nut; Nearly dies OffTopican resident Gokuoni is hospitalized after he was force-fed a walnut. He claims the person responsible tried to shoot him with a nine millimeter bullet, but missed. Instead, he forced a nut down the throat of Gokuoni, hospitalizing him. Gokuoni is still alive as of this moment. In other news: A Wild Slix goes outside for the first time. Also, local emo Grained Cargo claims that everyone hates him.
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2 RepliesSo what you say is you are saying is that you are a quitter. Can’t even complete your death trophy properly! Pfffft! People need to focus!!
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1 ReplyIll take "more things that didn't happen" for 1200$
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1 Replybetter luck next time
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That is horrible. I died when I was born so I know what you mean
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2 RepliesNot dying is good. Be proud of yourself.
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2 RepliesI be praying for you 🙏🏽
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2 RepliesHaha get rekt by a walnut scrub
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3 RepliesWhat was the nut in or was it just the nut forced down your mouth?
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1 ReplyEdited by pValue2010: 11/15/2021 5:42:27 PMSo if I’m ever asked how you almost died, I can accurately reply with, “deez n[b] [/b]uts”?
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Edited by Akorn: 11/15/2021 3:18:37 PMtrending-man chokes on nuts, hospitalized
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1 ReplyWho's walnut?
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2 RepliesCurse nuts!!! Glad you’re still with us.
