If you’re putting out those crappy sugar cookies for Santa instead of chocolate chip cookies, you deserve to be on the naughty list.[spoiler]Santa is real, change my mind[/spoiler]
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Badump
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2 RepliesSanta prefers Scotch and Cigars.
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5 RepliesYou dont speak for me boy
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Leave out a steak for Santa.
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I put out prime rib for Santa. Feels good.
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[quote]Santa is real[/quote] No disagreement here.
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Santa likes bourbon and asparagus.
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[quote]If you’re putting out those crappy sugar cookies for Santa instead of chocolate chip cookies, you deserve death[/quote] fi*x
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2 RepliesEdited by HiddenAlignment: 12/21/2020 3:37:11 AMOkay, but let’s say, hypothetically, I made a sugar coated chocolate chip cookie. What list am I on now? [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesNah you gotta give him those peanuts butter and Hershey kiss ones.
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5 RepliesChocolate chip? Peasant food. Gotta give him the good stuff, oatmeal or molasses cookies is where it’s at man.
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3 RepliesI put out a buffet for santa. Isn’t that what everyone does
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3 RepliesEdited by Ion, Disciple of Melvin: 12/22/2020 3:12:41 AMI remember one year back in early middle school my mom and I made “nütter butters dipped in chocolate with MnM’s and pretzels” to look like reindeers.
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3 RepliesYou question my mother’s ability to make a sugar cookie? From scratch? You deserve no gift.
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1 ReplyI put enough food coloring in the cookies that you can’t taste the cookie anymore
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Chocolate chip shortbread is the way to go
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sugar cookies are the best
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1 ReplyNothing beats good ol’ Chocolate Chip cookies. Except for maybe Molasses Cookies, which I have not been blessed to try yet.
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[quote]Santa is real, change my mind[/quote] He's real alright. Just not who you think he is... The story for that should come out any day now.
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Why should I change your mind?
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2 RepliesThe idea of Santa is real. An entity doesn't exist sadly.
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[quote]If you’re putting out those crappy sugar cookies for Santa instead of chocolate chip cookies, you deserve to be on the naughty list.[spoiler]Santa is real, change my mind[/spoiler][/quote] I want to say you may have a point as chocolate chips I do believe are the safest bet when it comes to Santa. I've heard he especially likes when you frost the glass before you put milk in it to help keep it cold. BUT, truthfully I do believe there are a variety of sugar cookies or shortbreads that - if homemade or high quality- I do believe will still score brownie points with the man in red. Or just be safe and leave one of each.