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4/2/2020 5:17:30 PM
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Question #24

Andy has 23 ripe bananas. Knowing how fast bananas spoil, he decides that he must share them with others so they won’t go to waste. He travels 5 kilometers northwest to Sally’s house on his red bicycle. He arrives at Sally’s house in 10 minutes. He tries to enter the house through the brown door, but it is locked. Unwilling to give up, Andy uses 3 boxes, each being 5 meters tall and weighing 20 pounds, as supporting platforms in order to reach a 10x20 window. Using one of the 23 bananas, he smashes open the window to create an opening. The window shatters into 47 different sized glass shards. The banana breaks in the process. Andy goes through the window, which leads to Sally’s room. Sally’s room has a volume of 95 cubic meters. Andy finds Sally 10 meters in front of him on her bed. Shocked at how Andy managed to break in, Sally screams with the intensity of 25 decibels. After taking 4 seconds to scream, Sally takes 4 more seconds to regain some of her composure. After that, she then exclaims “What are you doing here, Andy?!” It takes her 3 seconds to finish her exclamation. Andy holds out 6 of his bananas 4 meters in front of Sally. He then says “I came to give you some of my bananas! I have a ton of them, so I decided to share them with you!” It takes him 7 seconds to finish his statement. Sally takes 5 seconds to process what Andy had said and then replies “I’m allergic to bananas, you idiot!” It takes her 4 seconds to finish her reply. After the combined amount of time of the conversation, Sally’s father, Ron, enters the room. Ron exclaims “I heard screaming and smashing! What happened?!” It takes him 4 seconds to finish his exclamation. Andy holds out 4 more bananas 20 meters away from Ron. He then says “You can have some as well, Sally’s dad! I have plenty!” It takes him 4 seconds to finish his statement. Ron takes 10 seconds to examine the room and process everything that has transpired. Furious, Ron says “I told you several times to stay away from my daughter! Now look at what you’ve done! Not only have you ignored the social distancing procedures that we have been advised to follow, but you also broke my daughter’s window! What is wrong with you?!” It takes him 12 seconds to finish his exclamation. Andy, not noticing Ron’s anger, holds out 2 more bananas and says “Bananas may not be rich in antioxidants, which strengthen your immune system and protect you from the virus that is currently spreading, but it has a ton of potassium!” It takes him 2 seconds to finish his statement. Ron becomes even angrier with Andy. He exclaims “That’s it! I’m done with you!” He then approaches Andy and pushes him out of the window with the force of 10 newtons in 4 seconds. Andy falls out of the 2 story building onto the floor in 2 seconds. On impact, he breaks 10 bones in his back and smooshes the remaining bananas. Given this information, calculate how many OwO posts you will see in the month of April. [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]

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