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2/24/2020 4:50:44 PM
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... It's been a while since I've done one of these... *i open my lid and form myself two tank tracks on the side, and two arms, with drills instead of hands, i then roll into the hole*
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[i]You land in the hole and find 4 tunnels around you. There is one to your right, left, front and behind.[/i]
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*i go in from behind*
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[i]You traverse through the tunnel behind you. It leads to a divergence of 3 paths. The one to the left goes higher up. The one to the right goes deeper down. The one in the middle is leveled.[/i]
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*i take the right path*
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[i]You head down the right tunnel. It gets hotter the deeper you go. On the way down, you find a yellow crystal embedded in the wall next to you. The end of the tunnel glows orange.[/i]
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*i grab the yellow crystal but keep going downwards*
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[i]You obtain the yellow crystal and continue down the tunnel. It appears that the source of the orange light was a large lava pit. You see a droid on the other side of the pit examining the area. It doesn’t seem to notice you.[/i]
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*i turn my treads into two large fans and fly over to the other side of the pit*
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[i]You majestically fly over the pit of lava and land on the other side next to the droid. It turns towards you.[/i] [b]Droid:[/b] “Statement: Identify yourself.”
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"I am Ult Loot Crate, a student of the Offtopic roleplaying class, and also one of the Seven Deadly Sins."
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[b]Droid:[/b] “Confused Statement: Name ‘Ult Loot Crate’ not found in Grand Colony databanks. State your current realm of residence.”
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... Hell... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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[b]Droid:[/b] “...Acknowledgement: Noted. Query: Since many of the other entities found in the area hail from a realm called ‘OffTopic’, would you happen to have any information about ‘OffTopic’ as well?”
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... I visit from time to time... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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[b]Droid:[/b] “Query: Do you know anything about its technology, species, resources and entities of power?”
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... It's technology spans a wide range of universes, as for it's species, there are humans, zombies, noises, sentient kitchen appliances, a state, a mug, and an undead trash witch ice queen, as well as other entities, it's resources seem to be a bit on the neverending side, and it's beings of power would be Bernthal the Great, Toaster, NIL, Chancellor Gay, er I mean Gue, there are others but those stand out to me at the moment... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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[b]Droid:[/b] “Acknowledgement: Adding information to info bag. Observation: Information received from entity ‘Ult Loot Crate’ contrasts with information received from entity ‘Dr. Titan’. Conclusion: Entity ‘Dr. Titan’ has given false information about ‘OffTopic’ after learning about the goals of the Grand Colony. Advice: It would be safer for you to leave the area immediately. Research Squadron #294 mission completed. Assimilation of this realm will be done soon.”
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... Oh how fun, but there is one piece of information i forgot to tell you... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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[b]Droid:[/b] “Query: And what exactly is it?”
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... Demons don't like it when you interfere with our playthings... *i slam both of my drills into the droid*
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[i]Your drills pierce and rupture the droid’s chassis. It falls to the ground and lies motionless. You hear a faint ringing sound emitting from it.[/i]
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*i open my lid and tentacles flow out and take hold of the chassis*
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[i]Your tentacles latch onto the droid. It remains motionless, but the ringing still persists.[/i]
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*i increase the pressure on the chassis*
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[i]The metal bends noticeably as you squeeze the droid. Machinery begins to pop out of the chassis. The ringing intensifies as the pressure increases.[/i]
