...you wake up and are unfathomably confused? Like seriously, I had a dream that it was Christmas day. Nothing out of he ordinary, it was an exact repeat of this past Christmas. But then the day ended, and when I woke up it was exactly one year later. I was sitting on the couch next to my gf, but then I realized something. I don’t have one! So I look over, and it’s my childhood friend who friendzoned me 3 years ago who I haven’t talked to since! Keep in mind I still have no idea this is a dream (Yes I’ve been doing reality checks regularly). Then I look around AND I HAVE -blam!-ING CHILDREN! Fast forward a bit and it turns out my gf is secretary of defense or some crap. I finally wake up and I just sit in bed in complete and utter confusion.
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My dreams are either boring like I’m doing homework or weird like I’m murdering people in my school with a nail to get materials to break out of an unlocked door
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I remember having a dream where I was in a trailer park and there was a tornado made of barbed wire. And the tornado was angry.
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My dream last night involved me and the mum off Home Alone being stranded at sea and then a slither.io snake slowly surrounded our ship. I might start doing acid to make more sense of it.
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5 RepliesEdited by Unseelie Nil: 1/6/2020 6:14:51 PMWhere your teeth fall out? The teeth dream?
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Who dreams anymore... [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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I've got this one that reapppears every other year. I'm being chased by monsters around a missile silo
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The weirdest dreams/sleep things that happened to me were one time, I dreamed a restaurant closed and I woke believing that the restaurant was closed. Didn't really think anything/ until I drove by the restaurant a couple weeks later and saw that it was still open. Another time when I was young, I built a LEGO set in my sleep. I went to bed with it in the corner of my room and I woke up to see it fully assembled without any recall of having built it
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I once had a dream where I fought myself to the death once. That was some trippy shit... I'm still not sure who won. Me, or what I assume to be my ego. Weird. [i]Real weird. [/i]
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In other words, you’re a bit confused as to what is real vs what you have merely just dreamed? If so, yes. Typically it’s something mundane, like thinking I sent or received a text.
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When I was a wee lad, I once dreamed a full, ordinary weekday and woke up very confused. It was Wednesday when I thought it was Thursday.
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I had a dream that was so normal I transitioned out of the dream and started talking about stuff from said dream, and wondering why everyone thought I was crazy. [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]
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Edited by The Superego: 1/6/2020 12:39:48 PMAll the time, dreams never make sense when you actually think about them. I've also noticed that becoming aware it's a dream doesn't mean you're not still half asleep as I'd make decisions I wouldn't normally. Like selling my soul for comfort.
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 1/6/2020 4:34:32 AMYou ever have dreams where bumblebees try to kill you, so you sleepwalk out of your bed to avoid them?
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2 RepliesUmm, not like that I don't think. If I do I probably forget them.
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1 Reply.... you wake up and your drawers are wet?
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The majority of dreams I’ve had end with me waking up like “...Okay, what?”
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Oooooooh you do not want to know about my dreams. Every single one feels like a “sequel” to another dream, so nothing makes sense, and when I wake up I always feel like “damn, if I actually had the whole story that dream would have been fire” Then in that half-awake state directly after the dream everything would seem depressing af. Then I would get a clear head a few hours later and laugh at myself.
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1 ReplyIt’s the future
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I used to dream that I would be peeing and wake up peeing. I eventually learned that if in the dream I started to pee, I would wake up and hold it in like hell. Eventually, my dreams would seem to “tell” me that I had to get up to piss. It still happens once a year or so that I’ll be getting ready to piss in a dream, and I will consciously recognize the dream, and wake myself up. I find it interesting that you wanted to know this about me.
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I had a lucid dream for the first time ever. Weirdest experience ever. At first it was really cool, I felt weightless but then I realized how weird and unnatural it was which turned everything nightmarish and gave me sleep paralysis later lol.
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Nope. My dreams are all super weird. I don’t realize it at the time, but when I wake up I realize that it was just a dream
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What if the forces of your dream applied in reality? You fall of a 10 story building in a dream and hit the ground. Someone walks in your room and sees a human pancake.
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9 RepliesFriend that zoned you... You love. Christmas represents a day of gifting to you. So you wish you had her? Kids represent prosperity(a good life) Secretary of defense. That you think she? Would have your back in life. If this isnt totally offbase. Leave a quarter in the cup, my dimestore dream interpretations tend to get me beat up. [Runs away]
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Dreams can feature some really weird stuff.
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I've not had anything like that. Several months ago, there was a night I experienced this extremely intimate phenomenon that I still don't understand. I was so sure I was somebody else when I awoke to that falsely urgent bowel movement, which never occurred, not even to pass gas.