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Edited by Neko Neko Nya:
7/17/2019 11:08:50 PM
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RAAAAHHHHHHHH THE GATE IS DOWN!!!!
[i]From behind a grassy hill, Neko crept up upon the Offtopic Senate building. Turning around, they beckoned towards their massive army that was prone behind them. The time was now. They had the advantage with Ringleader out of the picture.[/i]
“Oni may have failed but I, Neko, shall succeed! ATTACK!”
[i]A massive battle cry ripped across the hill. Thousands of angry Nekos charged the capitol building, energy swords and plasma rifles in hand. The final battle for Offtopic Supremacy had begun[/i]
English
#Offtopic
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[i]what the everloving fukk did i just walk into????[/i]
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[b]TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING![/b]
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[i] [/i]
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*ice cream truck music is faintly heard coming from behind the army, slowly getting louder.*
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4 Replies[quote]They had the advantage with Ringleader out of the picture.[/quote] No comprende Oh, and there's actually no one in the Senate right now...funny story actually, but it's true
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*sighs* Can I catch a break? Like ever? Bah... *Loads revolvers* Let's do this
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Would you stop for a Scooby Snack?
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10 RepliesI would come infect your nekos and turn them into robot slaves, but... not even I want those disgusting creatures, so instead I’m gonna send flame troopers to burn you and the fake senate building to the ground
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4 RepliesI haven't seen many of the Offtopic Government today... Guess they're all hostages. Sucks to be them!
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Hmmmm, I feel like I should be helping Ringleader but Dagoth Ur told me to only watch from the shadows and wait for Landfall. You may try to kill them, you may try to torrent them, but you may not do such acts to me, nay you can't do such acts upon me!
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4 RepliesI don’t think most people see you as much of a threat, compared to other factions.
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3 RepliesSabernus arrives to the city. the buildings are colorful, the streets are mostly clean, and silence was the only sound. He thought the silence was wonderful, then he heard the war cry and the charge. "What?" questioned Sabernus, confused to why war was being made. He ran to the build which seemed to be the capitol. Then, he saw the thousands of Nekos. The fusion of man and animal was horrifying to him. He remembered the last time he saw something like this. Sabernus could only remember only one instance. The hunt in Yahrnham. He looked side to side, and noticed the small, purple lantern. He grabbed a small box of matches inside his coat, lit a match, then lit the lantern. The lantern oozed a soft violet light. "I'm ready now. Lets do this," spoke Sabernus. He ran towards the capitol building, drew the great moonlight sword, and prepare for the slaughter of these creatures
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IDIOT! IT IS A DRILL LIKE a GIRL!
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2 Replies[quote]The number you are trying to reach is disconnected, or does not exist, for more options press 1, to try again press 2, to purchase a loot box press 3[/quote] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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NIGERRUNDAYOOO! NEKOOO
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6 RepliesAh shit, here we go again. Pulls out light machine gun, and aims it into a group of nekos.
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9 RepliesDang. Someone call Lee, tell him there’s another attack. [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]
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1 Reply*hefts thunder hammer* None shall pass through this gate. I am an angel of death, a son of the lion. Repent, for tomorrow you die
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7 RepliesEdited by Pyrus: 7/18/2019 3:56:35 PM*Takes out the legendary Golden Yarn Ball to cause Nya's entire Neko army to get lured to the ball and change sides to my side* "I'm afraid I'm not gonna let that happen, buckaroo."
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1 Reply*grabs tail*
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4 RepliesEdited by Speaker: 7/18/2019 11:19:54 AMLook at all these fresh Neko Souls ripe for the reaping! [spoiler] starts corrupting Neko's one by one [/spoiler] ...Yeah these are mine now.
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9 Repliesrealistically, *thousands of angry people who think they are cats, roll around the base of the senate building hissing and swiping pensively at the passer-byes. the senate would respond, but its just delusional people who are fundamentally harmless*
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*pulls out great moonlight sword and starts slashing at the Neko army*
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4 Replies*pulls out a fastball grenade with slag damage* Eat slag you freaks! *Throws the grenade at the enemy and pulls out a dex sybaris.* [spoiler]Slagged targets become more vulnerable to other damage types that aren't slag.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesOn second thought, I have a better idea. I’ll just take the capitol right out from under you. Literally. See you tomorrow
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FLLEEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
![The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]](/img/profile/avatars/cc62.jpg?cv=3983621215&av=2720174352)
