I was the 1,000,000th user to like Motley Crue on Spotify before they removed the tracker.
Go ahead, top it!
[spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
Edit: Trending (sort of) yeah baby yeah!
Edit#2: These are (almost) all amazing, I was originally going to pick a winner but that’s pretty much impossible now.
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4 Replies... I've committed fraud, tax evasion, corporate espionage, and murder, and never been caught... [spoiler]shit[/spoiler] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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This, probably.
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4 RepliesI have an additional, functional kidney.
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6 RepliesI was the 2nd to last person to play Halo 2 online on the original XBL servers before the servers were shut down. It was a big story in the Halo community and gaming community in general at the time. If you want to know more about it, check out the link in my bio.
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A long time ago, I made a shitty YouTube video guide for a game with a potato cam pointed at a tv that has since garnered 15k views.
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9 RepliesI don't exist Couple years ago my mom lost my social security number and I didn't know it yet. I haven't needed it since then so I forgot about it. Now I legally do not exist
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I opened up a website and a pop-up said I was the millionth customer and would get £10,000. [spoiler]my dad told me to leave the site, clearly he was jealous[/spoiler]
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Walked 9km in like an hr to an hr and a half worths time when google maps predicted at least an hr and 50 mins for the shortest route.
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10 RepliesI woke up today.
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3 RepliesI can put both legs behind my head.
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1 ReplyI live just a few minutes from Disney World.
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My teacher almost failed me on class participation but I got an 108 on the final
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5 RepliesIn halo3 I nicknamed the two playable elites in four player campaign “Nitro” and “Uzi”. In Destiny I was one of five people with a very rare emblem, people confused me for a bungle employee and would send me glorious hate mail. I’m part of the first ever deployed F-35 squadron and also served on its largest operations in the South China Sea. President trump just recently visited the very ship I did that on, as well as my home where I just did a northern edge exercise in Alaska.
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Fastest lap time outta me class I guess. Also probably got the most deadliest shots when it comes to soccer.
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In Halo 3, I got a double kill once! [spoiler]Actually this is borrowed from a clan mate of mine.[/spoiler]
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I once worked for a private royal birthday party when they hired quad bikes and a track for the day. Prince Philip himself held the field gate open for me as I left. We had no idea it was a royal birthday they didn’t say that when booking it lol. Just arrived and found out 😂👸🏼 [spoiler]im definitely not big on the royals but it was cool :)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by ChloeinApt_23: 5/31/2019 5:12:08 PMoh. well I had my tooth pulled without anesthetic because of a crazy orthopedics surgeon.[spoiler]and he pulled the wrong tooth[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI am insignificant.
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2 RepliesThat I was (in)famous at school for tripping and falling into a bush. I'm not joking. To the point where the teachers brought it up in front of everyone on the day we finished. Brought me up the front of the f--king assembly to give me a certificate for falling into a goddamn bush. I wish I was making that up.
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1 ReplyI made a masters on my math exam [spoiler]This is huge considering I almost failed last year’s one. [/spoiler]
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I just took a ghost #2 (the perfect release where its gone when you stand up)
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I was on TV one time, I share a birthday with Michael Jackson, and said birthday lands on the same anniversary of several Soviet nuclear launch tests
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2 RepliesEdited by Uncanny_Vale: 5/31/2019 5:27:34 AMI had one of my t-shirt designs selected to be sold on threadless.com and got paid $2000 for it. I’m not saying which one though because that would reveal my secret identity.
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6 RepliesI am the only one in my class who no one is able to ship
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3 RepliesI killed nightmare king Grimm in hollow knight without using spells or nail arts.
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I was mentioned on a 7 am talk show.