Pulled Pork: *finds Uldren a ship and flies him to the Tower*
Amanda Holiday: *beats him to death with a wrench*
[spoiler]stay tuned for part 476 of my dredgen yeet fanfic[/spoiler]
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*mission impossible theme intensifies*
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I want a cutscene where people keep killing uldren as he tries to explain or question things and pulled pork keeps rezzing him
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I’m waiting for everyone in the Tower that’s a Guardian to just be waitin for Uldren to disembark his ship, and then completely annihilate him.
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With a sack full of enhancement cores. Riot insues as guardians fight over the cores. Uldren does the confused emote IKEA nova bombs him.
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We throw him into the crucible.
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On a white horse with Poseidon's trident.
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2 Replies(He lands.) "SUP BITCHES"
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Edited by DarkUnit529: 3/22/2019 3:19:53 PMHe’ll probably get insulted and shunned by most people. I won’t be a jerk though. Sure, he killed my vanguard mentor but he’s got no memory of what he did and he likely wasn’t of sound mind when he did it. Brooding won’t bring Cayde back and punishing Uldren for something he won’t remember doing is a waste of an opportunity to start fresh and gain a valuable ally
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1 ReplyHe lands down, the entire tower is silent Zavala and Lord Shaxx trudge up to Uldren, and right before Zavala and Shaxx punch his head off our character steps in and threatens to take the blow on his behalf [spoiler]I just want Uldren to be our apprentice[/spoiler]
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He gonna appear and a titan wearing OEM will kill him with DRB and when he spawns back in the same titan will use sentinel bash and ohk him.
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Edited by PhNx Hellfire: 3/22/2019 3:01:44 AMPulled Prok will attempt... at least... to persuade us. Pulled Pork will then see a union of guardians all nodding their heads, in unison, of approval. Then... a single statement shall say, "But before we do with all that you just said Pulled Porky? We have another matter to attend to. *looks at other guardians* Line up, fisticuffs first, hand cannons second, and complimentary ball shots last for EVERYONE! All Hunters? You get twice as many shots per round. Proceeds to go first.
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6 RepliesFlies in, gets supered by every hunter titan, and warlock, destroying the tower
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Edited by yourchutoy: 3/21/2019 10:01:13 PMUldren spawns into the tower. Exactly 10 seconds of silences occurs. 11 seconds after Uldren spawns in Zavala punches Uldren's lips out through his butt-hole. 13 seconds after Uldren spawns in the silence has a new reason. Fear Zavala. Fear him ......
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1 ReplyUldren transmat into tower. Guardian pull ace on him Nova bomb nuke from ikora destroying second tower.
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 3/21/2019 7:30:30 PMThe NPC behaviour must be broken. It needs to be patched.
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I’m not defending him but can you really hold him accountable for something he has no idea he did? Because when guardians are risen their memory is wiped entirely...
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4 RepliesEdited by Gothicword44094: 3/21/2019 10:43:59 AMCould you maybe not make a fanfic about me??!! Lmao 😂
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1 ReplyI want to see Zavala go apeshit and ikora having to hold him back....
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*flies in* *find hundreds of guardians with ace of spades and they each take a shot at his head*
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He better not, that’s all I’ll say.
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He’ll fly in land and look around and just get shot by 34 guardians. After he dies pulled pork goes up and Rezs him.