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Edited by Voodoo32g:
2/3/2018 4:07:24 AM
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Brag about yourself
Don't hold back, tell everyone what you have over them. Dont be humble at all.
Im 6' 4
Can move my ears and scalp without moving my eyebrows
Have max X-01 armor in Fallout 4, (am not badass in Skyrim)
Platinum trophy in BO2 1v1 me
Know how to fight unlike 90% of the people on the east coast.
Can dunk a Basketball
Can use Unity and Blender
Can code in Java and C# (I know HTML5 and php too)
97th percentile SAT, all advanced classes
Been on my High School Varsity Tennis + Volleyball teams
*Pounds chest and roars to assert dominance*
Edit: You guys freaking suck at this wtf
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5 RepliesEdited by OldboyVicious: 2/4/2018 5:25:19 AMTop .01% IQ in the USA Daily drive a 66 T-bird that I restored/rebuilt myself Have an amazing girlfriend Am known among peers for taking charge and remaining calm in tough situations, earned me the nickname "El Jefe" Am very good on social situations, used to be a dating coach professionally but stopped because clients were too douchey started my own business doing marketing, branding, graphic design, etc. Also have a part time job that gives me benefits, stock options, and pays for university. I almost just deleted this, bragging feels really cringey. I have my issues, problems, challenges and down turns like anyone else. I feel like this bragging just makes me look lije a jerk. If you come into this post and think you have nothing to brag about, and read everyone else's stuff talking about how cool they are, just remember that you have good qualities about you, and probably some bad ones. Just face life by putting your best foot forward, and try to live your best life by focusing on the positive, and deal with the negative as best you can and don't feel like a weirdo just because you have some issues. Everyone does.
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Well if you insist... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iZfyV8vYWug
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Edited by Kittimu: 2/3/2018 5:56:18 PMWell. I can cook, and do laundry. Very underestimated skills. (Not at the same time.) I’m pretty good at skiing. I'm pretty good at swimming. I'm small and can fit in small spaces. (Hey, can you plug this in? - everyone, gesturing to an outlet behind a table while holding a laptop cord) I make good Minecraft skins. (Obligatory useless skill) I can code Python a little, not much, and I’m pretty ok at converting Java to Python in a few situations. That's basically it .-.
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I can find a way to ruin everything. I have an uncanny way of finding something good just before it comes to an end. I will do anything for others but lack the self-caring to do anything for myself. I can moan about nothing and everything at once. I’m moody right now, can you tell?
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We’re the same height! Fairly strong for my size Uncanny ability to pick up any video game and be amateur at worst Can cook pretty darn good Generally a decent human being I’ve been told I have a good, mostly unbiased ear for music and eyes for art. Fast learner when it comes to most things
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1 ReplyI have a girlfriend.
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Edited by dr obvious2535: 2/3/2018 7:06:59 PMLet's see here... -VERY strong for my weight (only competition there is a stick) -Pretty rad potbelly (albeit its small size) -I actually bother to use correct grammar when typing on my phone -97% percentile Pre-ACT score -Never gotten below a 95% on a math test this year -Big picture person -Somewhat respectful -99% on a purity test (shoulda been a 100%) -Can change my own oil, unlike a vast majority of people here I'd imagine
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28 Replies[quote]Don't hold back, tell everyone what you have over them. Dont be humble at all. Im 6' 4 Can move my ears and scalp without moving my eyebrows Have max X-01 armor in Fallout 4, (am not badass in Skyrim) Platinum trophy in BO2 1v1 me Know how to fight unlike 90% of the people on the east coast. Can dunk a Basketball Can use Unity and Blender Can code in Java and C# (I know HTML5 and php too) 97th percentile SAT, all advanced classes Been on my High School Varsity Tennis + Volleyball teams *Pounds chest and roars to assert dominance* Edit: You guys freaking suck at this wtf[/quote] Top 500 in fortnite solo Been shot at IRL before Can code Knows enough about routers and switches to set up a WAN... And you probably don't even know what any of those words mean. My Waifu is better than yours, no question I've gotten out of fights because everyone thinks I'm either a psycho or I have something nasty up my sleeve. 100% achievement completion on Siege I play Pajama Sam recreationally My first kiss was with a model I snap models on the daily My IQ is ~140 to 150 Also topkek you took the SAT, what's the matter? Too poor for the ACT?
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I have every achievement in both Trials HD and Trials Evolution. I have every track Platinum'd on Trials Evo with the exception of the last four or so Extreme tracks, which I have Gold rankings on. I was in the top 500 players for Trials Evo for a while after the game released. I'm ranked 109th in the world on Xbox for Sparrow Racing League. I'm in at least the top 500 players for each individual track time for SRL. I've beaten Halo 2, 3, 4, ODST, Reach, and 5 on Legendary solo. I can play the piano and sing pretty well. I can look in a different direction with each eye. I make a mean spag bol.
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6’2 Irish 16 Plays video games Swimmer Water polo players(in spring) 4 siblings(I am the oldest. Help me) Loves D2 because Golden Gun.
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2 RepliesEdited by Lebkazoo: 2/3/2018 10:46:14 PM-I'm 5'11 and literally like 19/20ths -I can slay some babes with a guitar. -I earned the nickname 'Leb Sheeran' in my school. (leb for Caleb.) -I have some beautiful friggin hair -I'm really good at taking 2nd place on literally everything, but can never get first. -I learned River Flows in You on piano as my first song. Which was actually hard as heck considering I'd never played before. -I'm completely self taught on Piano, Guitar, and Singing. -Dare I say I get more babes with one song than you got all of high school. *mic drop*
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1 ReplyI’m 6’3 I weigh 250 lbs at roughly 14% body fat I have a combined total of 1350lbs I could bench press over 400lbs before I was 25 I didn’t finish college and still manage to make $80k a year My wife works for playboy I have two awesome kids My relationship with my wife was a straight stereotype(geeky kid that got bullied throughout school ended up marrying the most popular girl)
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1 ReplyI am technically better at building maps in Minecraft then the rest of you.
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4 RepliesI'm gay.
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I have -blam!- all to brag about lmao.
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1 Reply6' 1" Badass at basketball average 19.2 a game I can make minute rice in 59.9 seconds
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Um... I made the President's List last semester. That's I have, really.
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2 RepliesEdited by ZoniCat: 2/3/2018 8:07:15 PMI can make a grilled cheese sandwich without wasting any cheese.
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1 ReplyUhhhhh.... I'm pretty fast
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I️ can run pretty fast
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Well let's see I play guitar, bass, keyboard, and ukulele I'm in a local band I write original music I'm dating a model For whatever reason I'm just naturally good at pretty much any game I pick up I'm a great swimmer I kick ass on defense in basketball I'm a 7 or 8/10 and I get hit on. A lot If I think of any more, I'll add them in
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I binge watched 7 seasons of game of thrones in 2 weeks and 3 days
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1 ReplyI can cook minute rice in 58 seconds...
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-i'm the oldest person in my home. -i'm good at eating bacon. -my children are better than me.
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Edited by Ahsinjii: 2/4/2018 8:08:13 AM6’0 Met the president of Fiji 2 days ago Chatted and shook hands with the former president of Fiji 2 days ago Broke my hand to get out of assignment Have gone 10 years without vomiting Haven’t taken a hit to the testicles for 4 years Have above average vision My family consists of the Baronets of Orchardleigh, 2 knights of the order of the Bath, the former High Sheriff of Yorkshire, were among William the conqueror’s companions and fought at the battle of Hastings Accidentally caught on fire Always watch movies with subtitles on Have never successfully eaten a tomato
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Edited by SlyRawnic: 2/4/2018 11:30:16 AMI’m gonna go ahead and brag about things I was/ used to do. -was ~110 lbs. in beginning of freshman year of high school, joined the baseball team and by the end of the year I was ~150 lbs of muscle -I was 5th strongest on jv and varsity baseball teams in my freshman year of high school -used to be able to dunk, I’m 5’10ish -graduated at rank ~15 of my class in high school -dropped out of university, financial instability reasons -could pitch ~83ish mph at one point in time -in D1, according to destiny tracker, I was in diamond tier rank 1 onyx division (top 3% in your region) in the crucible -I saved someone’s life using the Heimlich maneuver a few months back -iffy things to brag about, but meh whatever
