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The first Teletubbies episode was found wrapped in lavender-scented pillowcases and drenched in maple syrup locked inside a p.o. box sealed with gorilla glue at the bottom of the Somme river in France. Experts date the VHS tape to be from 1942 and has led some to believe that it was intended to be Fascist propaganda. A tv show producer who was a vaper and recovering Rebecca Black roadie decided to continue the project and release multiple episodes based off the original tape. Hidden within each episode is critiques of today's social norms and society's shift in political socioeconomic stance.

I have created the master lore tab, a conglomeration copy paste of all the lore in this thread with an intro by me [spoiler] Teletubbies are terrifying monsters who eat people up and then burp to show their discontent. Anyway, when Lucifer was cast down from heaven, he created a large army of beings who would follow his every will. They were giants. They had the strength of 10,000 men, and were colored like the fruit of the trees. There were called the Telenites. But, humanity was not afriad. They mocked the Telenites. They scorned them as fat, and shunned them, calling them "Teletubbies." So, ashamed and scared, the Teletubbies fled back to the den of Lucifer, where they thought of a more strategic, sinister way to corrupt humanity. As the eons passed, this plan grew. They would corrupt the minds of children through television. That is how the Teletubbies were began. The first Teletubbies episode was found wrapped in lavender-scented pillowcases and drenched in maple syrup locked inside a p.o. box sealed with gorilla glue at the bottom of the Somme river in France. Experts date the VHS tape to be from 1942 and has led some to believe that it was intended to be Fascist propaganda. Plot hole: it was never explained how the baby managed to become the sun, yet it seems fairly crucial to the overall plot given that this is the only freed human seen in the show (since the rest were captured by the Teletubbies’ time web and forced to finger paint or splash in the rain all day). How did the baby escape the Teletubbies’ evil clutches? And why does he do nothing about the sheer slavery that’s happening literally right under his nose? A tv show producer who was a vaper and recovering Rebecca Black roadie decided to continue the project and release multiple episodes based off the original tape. Hidden within each episode is critiques of today's social norms and society's shift in political socioeconomic stance. The telletubbies are a group of seemingly supernatural entities who have a number of interesting abilities. The most prominent is the ability to interact with television signals, and edit them. The earliest recorded instances of the telletubbies hijacking television signals was on March 31, 1997. When the channel was intending to show the weather, they found themselves showing an episode of a show that seems like a children’s show. It had never been seen before, and had no studios, actors, producers, or any other people associated. On a first look it appears to be a fairly innocent show, but o don’t want to keep writing this.[/spoiler]

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Fitting username for this thread. Anyway, when Lucifer was cast down from heaven, he created a large army of beings who would follow his every will. They were giants. They had the strength of 10,000 men, and were colored like the fruit of the trees. There were called the Telenites. But, humanity was not afriad. They mocked the Telenites. They scorned them as fat, and shunned them, calling them "Teletubbies." So, ashamed and scared, the Teletubbies fled back to the den of Lucifer, where they thought of a more strategic, sinister way to corrupt humanity. As the eons passed, this plan grew. They would corrupt the minds of children through television. That is how the Teletubbies were began.

Plot hole: it was never explained how the baby managed to become the sun, yet it seems fairly crucial to the overall plot given that this is the only freed human seen in the show (since the rest were captured by the Teletubbies’ time web and forced to finger paint or splash in the rain all day). How did the baby escape the Teletubbies’ evil clutches? And why does he do nothing about the sheer slavery that’s happening literally right under his nose?

Let's get this trending. Edit: We did it!

Ummmm idk

An actress who played one of the teletubies ended up being a lesbian pornstar

The telletubbies are a group of seemingly supernatural entities who have a number of interesting abilities. The most prominent is the ability to interact with television signals, and edit them. The earliest recorded instances of the telletubbies hijacking television signals was on March 31, 1997. When the channel was intending to show the weather, they found themselves showing an episode of a show that seems like a children’s show. It had never been seen before, and had no studios, actors, producers, or any other people associated. On a first look it appears to be a fairly innocent show, but o don’t want to keep writing this, so -blam!- you.

Great post, keep it up!!