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Edited by Girraffalope:
12/31/2017 9:41:34 PM
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Stupid ways to hurt yourself
So I was 9. I was waiting in my bedroom for dinner when my brother runs in and tells me we are having ham for dinner. I love ham. Our wood floors had just been washed and it was winter so I was wearing socks. I ran downstairs exited for ham when I slipped and knocked my jaw on the floor. I broke off more than half of my front tooth. I freaked out and my mom gave me an ice pack and made me sit and watch spongebob sqarepants for over an hour. I didnt even get to eat ham. The next morning we went to the dentist. They told me that they needed to wait before putting on a new fake tooth. I waited over a month and was in a Christmas play with half a tooth. When I finally got a fake tooth it broke off the same day I got it when I was eating soup. I have a fake tooth now but I still feel like an idiot for breaking it off over ham.
Please tell me I'm not the only person who injured themselves doing something stupid as a kid.
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#Offtopic
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Sniffing pepper then blowing a pile of white pepper into your eyes.
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Stupid ways to hurt yourself? Have feelings.
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1 ReplyI broke my arm whilst trying to get off a slide before reaching the bottom. I ran into a closed glass patio door that I thought was open. I slipped on a magazine, hit my head on the edge of a coffee table and ended up slicing my ear open whilst running round the living room. I also stuck a knife up my nose when I was a kid. That's probably the dumbest one.
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Edited by Not Sure How I Got Here: 1/3/2018 4:37:57 PMDuring an outing in the woods, I decided to go run a different trail than everybody else. I ended up twisting my right ankle really badly and had to hop an excruciating mile or two to the car, where I found my family extremely worried/annoyed.
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7 RepliesWhen you are in bed and you try to pull up the sheet but punch yourself in the face instead [spoiler]Wasting people's time since 2014[/spoiler] [spoiler](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧[/spoiler]
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Back in preschool I️ broke my nose by falling on the floor at recess. I️ didn’t even try to put my hands out in front I️ literally fell face first into concrete lol.
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2 RepliesOh I injured myself regularly as a kid doing stupid things. Broke my arm several times, through jumping over a bush and getting stuck with a shoe, jumping off my high bed while doing a karate move, and playing Badminton while wearing Roller Skates. Also lost a part of my front tooth while lying down on a Skateboard and having bad balance, causing me to smash my mouth onto the sidewalk. Had some more injuries but mostly light ones.
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2 Replies[quote]Stupid Ways to Hurt Yourself[/quote] Sounds like a Dumb Ways to Die ripoff
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Hitting the table with my head after yelling [b]"Karate kid!"[/b]
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3 RepliesI cut my thumb off when I was fifteen.
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a late spring night in 1979 I decided I wanted some chopped ice in my green tupperware cup so I wrapped ice in a towel and proceeded to stab it with an ice pick, first strike I realized quickly I made a mistake by only using a towel to protect my 7 year old hand. needless to say, I drove the ice pick straight through the middle of my hand, pulled it out and ran to bed and didn't tell a soul... my teacher at school the next day heard me telling some friends about it and complaining about my hand hurting and what I had done quickly called my parents. to this day any time I walk near an ice machine I can feel the ice cubes calling my name!
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3 RepliesI fell off a cliff. I’m surprised I got minor injuries
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Edited by karste385: 12/31/2017 11:40:41 PMI was biking to the community pool in flip-flops, and my foot caught on the ground and scraped pretty bad. I also mildly broke my nose when I got hit in the face with a baseball in 3rd grade or so. And once, I hit my head on the top of the swingset(I was standing on the swing) and I almost passed out. Dark days.
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1 ReplyI shot my bb gun into the back of a shotgun shell. The primer ended up lodged in my cheekbone.
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3 RepliesEdited by ReconWuzHere: 1/1/2018 4:50:15 PMI was on a field trip for school when I was younger, where we walked around visiting some of the historical places around town. We stopped at one of the houses, and while I was sitting on the steps there, I found a yellow spider crawling on the ground. I noticed that it had big fangs, and this was around the time [i]Spiderman,2002[/i] came out. Trying to be like spiderman, I picked up the spider and made it bite me on the vein of my arm, so that the spider's "powers" would enter my bloodstream. lol!
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2 RepliesI was sledding once and decided it would be s great idea to sled down a hill with a building right in front of it. Stupid, I know; I was like 6 or 7. Obviously I hit the building, but to my dismay I realized my leg had gotten wedged under the building. I had to get help getting out and ended up getting X-rays to see if I had scraped a bone or something.
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2 RepliesEdited by CheshireGrin92: 1/1/2018 2:34:58 PMOh dear lord where do I begin? Alright here’s a good one. When I was about 7 or 8 my friends and I had a game called “wagon wars”. It was sort of like jousting only instead of horses we used those red wagons and instead of lances we used broom sticks. Armor was whatever we could find on hand. Well eventually wagon wars got upgraded to using our bikes instead (there where about six of us who did this.) and one day I’m “jousting” with my friend Noah. Well we crashed into each other and the next thing I know Noah is trying to get her foot unstuck from between our bikes, my friend Bret is running to get his sister who was a nurse, I’m trying to get my handle bars out of Noah’s spokes, and my other friend Zoey is trying to soak up all the blood (which was mine.) with a towel because I gave myself a pair of the nastiest scraped knees ever. The stupid part? We did the same thing again the next frickin’ day.
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Heating up a glass stem to do a hot rail and stuck the very hot end up my nostril. Still snorted the rail though. The smell of burned hair and flesh in my nose went away after a hour. Fun times
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2 RepliesEdited by Bit__Trip: 1/3/2018 1:52:45 AMNot telling someone you love them, before it's too late.
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Fell off a shed chasing a lizard
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Being too short to reach the kitchen cabinets so you use the counter to boost yourself up only to boost right into the corner of an open cabinet, cracking your skull.
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Laying on this gawd forsaken piece of shit couch!!!
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1 Replygot married, twice!
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When I was 9 my friend got a new dog and after spending 5 minutes by it, the damn thing pissed on my shoes and head butted my dick
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Pushing out a screen window and falling falt on my head.
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4 RepliesEdited by LittleLight: 1/1/2018 5:49:03 AMI didn't get the Lego I wanted (It wasn't any occasion I was just told by me mum that I would get something). I got a bit upset, went downstairs to cheer myself up with a cookie, then I slip on the mopped floor and fall and start to cry. I didn't get injured too bad. [spoiler]I Did however, get 2 cookies instead of 1.[/spoiler]
