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Edited by Its Just RAT605:
7/20/2017 2:07:12 PM
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D2.... We've upgraded your weapons!
We've got 4 weapon types for you now!
The micro marshmallow shooter! (Nice for a good cup of hot chocolate)
The mini marshmallow shooter! (Better for hot chocolate where you don't want the marshmallows completely gone before you finish drinking)
The standard marshmallow shooter! (A little too much for hot chocolate, but oh man. Use this to give your friends a hilarious tickle ;). Even the cabal will laugh as you pummel them with standard marshmallows!)
The jumbo marshmallow shooter! (Did you just stand around and wait to pick up your jumbo mallows from the corner purple store?? Be warned. These jumbo mallows can do moderate damage if thrown or shot at someone.)
Oh, and then we got fusions, shotguns, and snipers.
[i][b][u]D2- Embrace the Mallows!!!!![/u][/b][/i]
Edit 1: based upon some creative comments below, I need to list the following DLC ideas:
The Swiss Miss DLC
The S'mores DLC
--sub DLC for teddy graham ghost awesomeness
--sub DLC Hershey's specific chocolate weapons
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#Destiny
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6 RepliesAll the guns feel like shit. Takes 20 minutes just to kill someone.
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I love it😂
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2 Repliessup with a fluffer nutter?
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6 RepliesSeriously? Has everyone lost their collective minds? Do you honestly believe that these guns are all we're going to have for the entire game? Do you think we're at maximum strength (light) right now in a beta? Read TWAB and actually try to understand that this isn't the final product.
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1 ReplyToo be honest it looks like someone in the gun design team has been heavily "inspired" by Borderlands. For Thanksgiving, I'm hoping for the Gears of war 3 Cluckshot. Nothing wrecks like a grenade launcher, firing exploding Turkeys
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This is the beta weapons line up. http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a4076/4311795/
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4 RepliesTo bad you wasted your time making this post instead of doing something productive :)
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3 RepliesIt's like you haven't even played beta. Comparing guns to a marshmallow. Marshmallows aren't that soft and don't deserve to portrayed as being as weak as D2 guns. For marshmallows everywhere I'm truly sorry you had to read this post.
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The weapons are straight doo doo shooters..
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1 ReplyDLC name. Softer than charman.
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1 ReplyYawn. Bore off.
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2 RepliesThe weapons suck and I'm already tired of the same shit drops with no difference. I don't see this game having longevity
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Fusion rifles are 👍🏻
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9 RepliesEdited by TheShadow-cali: 7/21/2017 7:29:32 AMHey! Where's the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?
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1 ReplyI havent even played the beta because i'm constantly throwing money to the screen.
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You missed out the nutsack tickler, that's my favourite :)
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I can't wait to get my hands on that new exotic, FlufferNutter.
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I call them pillow guns. You shoot enough pillows, they eventually get smothered under the weight.
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[url=https://youtu.be/e7wjVr9_2FI]link[/url] Everything in this video she hits spot on. Only thing I would add is the Golden Gun super runs out wayyy too quick. You only get 5 seconds to shoot 6 shots I think if they made it a few seconds longer like 8 or 9 seconds it would feel more useful.
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Dont forget to add cookies and vex milk
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5 Replies[quote]We've got 4 weapon types for you now! The micro marshmallow shooter! (Nice for a good cup of hot chocolate) The mini marshmallow shooter! (Better for hot chocolate where you don't want the marshmallows completely gone before you finish drinking) The standard marshmallow shooter! (A little too much for hot chocolate, but oh man. Use this to give your friends a hilarious tickle ;). Even the cabal will laugh as you pummel them with standard marshmallows!) The jumbo marshmallow shooter! (Did you just stand around and wait to pick up your jumbo mallows from the corner purple store?? Be warned. These jumbo mallows can do moderate damage if thrown or shot at someone.) Oh, and then we got fusions, shotguns, and snipers. [i][b][u]D2- Embrace the Mallows!!!!![/u][/b][/i] Edit 1: based upon some creative comments below, I need to list the following DLC ideas: The Swiss Miss DLC The S'mores DLC --sub DLC for teddy graham ghost awesomeness --sub DLC Hershey's specific chocolate weapons[/quote] Wait! Those are all too OP! THEY ALL NEED A NERF! LOL!
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Your worst bad dream has come true. Slower movement and weaker guns. Seems like good changes all around. NOT!
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22 RepliesReminder that people kept complaining that PvE was too easy and required no skill. Now everyone is weaker and they complain about not being strong enough. It only means that Bungie now have a gauge to level out player strength so that, come release, it might actually be what you are all looking for.
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3 RepliesI can say for certain that I won't be looking at any Veist gun twice when D2 comes out. There's not a single good thing about them, even the sniper is a pea shooter.
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2 RepliesI'm very sorry but this post is being reported because it directly violates [i]Gun Equality[/i]
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11 RepliesEdited by spacepoptart: 7/20/2017 11:04:18 PMIdk what you're smoking. SMGs are ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING at close range. That omolon pulse rifle (forgot the name) is a MONSTER. Been getting 2-3.0 KDs consistently with this combo, and an occasional 4-6 KD. So either that, or everyone forgot how to play FPS games in the course of a couple days. Also they mentioned weapon damages are rainy tweaked for PVE so not much you can argue. Get good scrub.
