Last of all, all hand cannons will display a small white flag with a picture of the word bang! on the side, which will promptly get nerfed as hunters will complain of it as being to bright and causing to much of a distraction. Bungo will change it so it will just display a white flag signalling surrender to the self claimed "hunter master race." This flag will also cause the character to get booted from the match and all their non hunter characters will promply be erased from all memory as if you failed to shoot those damn oracles.

Our guardians wearing tin foil hats and a bra throwing balloons at ear other while being polite and hugging each other. LOL

[quote]- All primaries hit for 1 DMG, auto rifles and pulse rifles taking massive fire rate nerfs - Snipers take 3 headshots, 4 body shots to kill - Shotguns will have a 1 ammo capacity - Rockets have to direct hit to deal damage - Heavy ammo will just be auto filled for everyone at once one time during match - grenades that stick will no longer stick - grenades that seek will no longer seek - grenades only land and go boom - melees no longer deal DMG, just knocks back opposing guardian - supers banned - exotics made exotic again and banned - a talking tom will clearly state out loud the location of a closing in enemy - will cost 200 silver to enter a match - fusion rifles will deal 0.001 DMG and have a 25 second charge time Edit: Wasn't expecting this to trend lmao[/quote] My as yet unborn grandchild playing a game on VR and laughing at the ps 15 calling it a doorstop lol

You forgot the part where we're all speaking Chinese and "Destiny" is more than just a video game.

[b]Destiny year ten[/b] The final DLC will cost $777 and will re-introduce or introduce everything people have ever wanted on the forums [i]-Fusions are completely removed from Destiny, apart from Pocket Infinity Vex Mythoclast[/i] [i]-Vex Returns to its former glory, and no longer has any damage falloff [/i] [i]-Pocket Infinity has Unlimited ammo and also returns to its former glory[/i] [i]-The fourth horseman has no damage falloff *winks*[/i] [i]-Shotgun's range have been reduced to -75[/i] [i]-Warlocks no longer have melees[/i] [i]-Golden Gun gets an oversheild twice as powerful as Sunbreaker[/i] [i]-Hammer titans returned to former glory[/i] [i]-TLW returned to former glory while simultaneously shooting nerf darts[/i] [i]-Shadestep cooldown removed entirely and you can Shadestep while Shadestepping[/i] [i]-Titans can blink and shadestep[/i] [i]-Ghost bullets removed and all Hand Cannons roll with range boosting perks[/i] [i]-Pulse rifles now have a magazine size of 6, while auto rifles have a magazine size of 60+ with no damage falloff[/i] [i]-Sidearms are changed from secondaries to artifacts[/i] [i]-Shotguns are changed from secondaries to primaries[/i] [i]-all sword hilts now do 6x damage[/i] [i]-Hunters cannot jump[/i] [i]-Titans can no longer have any agaility boosting perks[/i] [i]-Ghorn wolfpack rounds now do x10 pre-nerf damage[/i] [i]-Angry magic nova bombs now are able to track like year 1-3 Truth[/i] [i]-Truth can no longer track targets[/i] [i]-Pay 1000 silver to give any exotic "The life exotic" perk[/i] [i]-Titan melee range increased by 100%. Hunter melee range increased by 1000%.[/i] [i]-Tess added to trials games, pay 200 silver to win a round (not an enitre match)[/i] [i]-Burning Shrine is now the only crucible map[/i] [b]Pre order bonus: Striker titan, super has infinite range and damage, can also throw scatter grandes that when they scatter split into axion bolts with lightning grenades attached. [/b] Tell me if i missed anything;)

Lol Almost as depressing as the presidential race...

There's also the "fluffy pillows on your feet" that bungie auto equips for your characters to prevent fall damage. And "baby bumpers" to prevent people from falling off the map.

RNG takes over completely: Weapons, Armor Perks, Supers and Grenades will only have a chance to work.

Exotics: Last Word: 1 shot in the mag, but it will take 30 shots to kill a person. Thorn: Damage over time does not affect enemies but it affects you. Hawkmoon: Max impact, 20 in the mag, only the last shot will land, p.s, that last shot has a 1% of landing. Red Death: 30 in the mag, will take all the bursts to take out an enemy, and it will only be viable in shotgun situations Universal remote: Sniper range and will 1 shot. Mida: 90 in the mag, but it will shoot like a doctorine and have full stability and range and impact.

At least DDOSing wasn't banned! I can still win with my skill! Becuase. . . uh. . . I totally don't do that.

I think the same, but not for the snipers and the last word... the crybabies on you tube can t make video without them

Both teams launch into a game and when they spawn one team wins and one team loses, just like that. Bungie has been unable to effectively balance primaries and secondaries, so they've left who wins crucible games up to the same thing that tuns the whole game...RNG.

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Simply moving will trigger me and cause me to shout "SKLOK THE DEFILLED"