Edit; ok did it she said yes and thx for all of the serious responses and no i will not look up what Toast/Envelope is
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Tie her up in your basement first, it releases all the tension.
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*insert obligatory toast/envelope post here*
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2 RepliesEdited by Killerfoxe: 9/12/2016 12:48:24 PMThe first step is relatively easy. Put a slice of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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2 Replies[spoiler]walk up to her[/spoiler] [spoiler]open your mouth[/spoiler] [spoiler]say the magic words[/spoiler] [spoiler]"u wanna fuk bby gurl?"[/spoiler] [spoiler]and wait for a response.[/spoiler] [spoiler]easy.[/spoiler] [spoiler]of course,[/spoiler] [spoiler]I've been single all my life[/spoiler] [spoiler]how should I know?[/spoiler]
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In a language she doesn't speak so she has no idea what you said and there's no cause for concern over a negative response
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3 RepliesYou decide to quit being a pansy and just do it. [spoiler]like Tiger Woods or something[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Toast/Envelope[/spoiler] [spoiler]It worked for me[/spoiler] [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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lol simply just ask if yall talk alot
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1 ReplyHere's what you do; [spoiler]Ask her out without being nervous. Works 40% of the time based on how much money you have.[/spoiler]
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#dont Seriously it gets worse during a date maybe try getting to the point where you are comfortable around the other person.
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Grow a pair. [spoiler]We've all had to do it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyToast/envelope
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Don't get nervous next time.
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Sack up and ask her.
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1 ReplySuck it up and do it. [spoiler]wow that was the most hypocritical post I've made in a while...[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSay "Hi my name is Hugh Mungus." Want to go out sometime?"
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By sucking it up and asking her out. There's no secret or magic involve, just simple confidence. The more awkward it is.. The better.
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7 RepliesThink about how bad you'll feel when she dates someone else because you took too long to ask. Trust me, it happened to me in the 6th grade and it's a bad feeling. If she says no then her loss (she's just practice for the next girl), at least you had the guts to do it.
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1 ReplyPull down your pants and let your pocket rocket do the talking
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3 RepliesDon't bother, she'll reject you.
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I believe only one thing is fitting here. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS! YESTERDAY, YOU SAID "TOMORROW"! SO JUST DO IT!
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You don't
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It's normal to be nervous, it's a normal response to stuff like this.... I say just say it and wait for what she says back
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Toast + Envelope Slip it down her shirt..
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Go for it. Dont screw up. Be a man.
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Nothing gets rid of anxiety like actually doing what you're proposing to do.