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Edited by sillly:
8/5/2016 8:31:24 PM
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BREAKING: Lord Shaxx to leave Destiny to pursue better opportunities.
Also will be dropping one "x" from his name.
No word on who will be taking his role as the Crucible Handler. Rumor is that It will not be a Hunter since the current state of PVP is in shambles because of them.
Bungie to release a statement soon about Lord Shaxx's departure and his replacement.
He will be greatly missed.
Edit: Since he will be leaving, Lord Shaxx will start mentioning a few of these in the Crucible
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210389906/0/0
Edit2: STOSH LIKED MY POST!!! MY LIFE IS ALMOST COMPLETE!
Also, RIP notifications.
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30 RepliesOh you're a funny fella aren't you? PvP isn't ruined because of hunters. It's ruined because of streamers and youtubers that called for nerfs on things that made it harder for them to carry people to the lighthouse. Yes, a lot of them main hunters; but they do not speak for the rest of the hunter community. I have never once called for a nerf on anything (other than the price of DLC's). And yet, my beloved trip mines and throwing knives were nerfed into dust.
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12 RepliesEdited by nomorbountisXP: 8/5/2016 3:26:34 PMShitty employee drops another bottle of whisky, shattering it completely. Shaxx: [i]Oh my, is that what victory smells like?[/i] Customer steals that one bottle of top shelf Patron. Shaxx: [i]Yeah well screw em...[/i] Horrible month in sales. Shaxx: [i]The darkness better just come in and take this place if that's all we've got...[/i] I could go on
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10 RepliesEdited by PhraustStryke: 8/7/2016 2:54:42 AM[b]I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING!!![/b] That's right Guardians at Shax's Liquor Shack my prices on the drink are so good. It'll make the Traveler wake up! Opening day sale I have special rates on Raze Lighter cinnamon whiskey! I have the spiced rum Dark Drinker! I also have BoltCaster Vodka! Fan of tequila? I have in stock some 100% agavé Touch of Malice! Come to Lord Shax and bathe in some liquid light. I even have mixers! Have some Fist of Havoc Long Island Iced Tea! This stuff will hit you so hard I won't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why you'll hear [i]Guardian Down[/i]! Combine my Golden Gun Energy Drinks with some European Dead Zone Jager for some serious Nova Bombs! I don't need to warn you about drinking too much because your ghost will just rez you anyway! So drop in from orbit and come by Shax's Liquor Shack today! [b]THIS IS AMAZING![/b]
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Lol didn't see that coming
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Just hope the cryptarch dosnt take over the crucible in his place
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1 ReplyGoddamn, ShaXXX would be much better. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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I can just imagine him giving up after seeing some players and turning to drink. "I've seen enough..."
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2 RepliesLmao is that the one in Texas? I pass it all the time and laugh because it also has the crucible red and white like the bounties
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First Xûr and now Shaxx? Dang, almost all the people that made this game bearable have left.
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1 Reply"THIS IS AMAZING! Drinks are on me Guardian" "DOUBLE DOWN MEANS DOUBLE ROUND!" "TRIPLE DOWN, THREE MORE GLASSES COMING UP!" "I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! You have one tough stomach!" "You smashed them harder than I felt at the last Tower's Christmas party" "You should've seen Cayde in the bar, he stole hearts like it was a game"
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Edited by OldboyVicious: 8/6/2016 4:05:40 PMSpecializing in....
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Drive thru liquor???
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2 RepliesI'd love for someone to parody shaxx as a hunter! -your team loses the lead " You've lost the lead! Gah, CLEARLY the other team is cheating!" -you get killed "don't feel bad guardian, he was using (weapon name) like a little scrub, so it's not your fault. Remember guardian, people don't kill people, guns kill people!" -you sniper someone "haha! Pure skill guardian, congrats!!"
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5 RepliesAny news on who's going to be replacing him? Maybe Ikora... she'd say things like: "This is just like something I ready about in some codex or other... what was it again?" "Oh, sorry, is the match over already? I was reading." "Hmm, is all this violence really healthy? Maybe Guardians should spend more time reading and less time killing each other..."
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8 RepliesI would be willing to pay double for the expansion if Shaxx would occasionally be drunk while announcing matches. That would be too -blam!-ing hilarious.
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"Just one bottle?? Double down, Guardian!"
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3 RepliesShaxxx and Oryxxx
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4 RepliesWhen he sells 1 drink, "this is amazing"
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2 RepliesIf you buy a bad drink,does he say " would you be happier if SALADIN owned this shop!?!"
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Poor shaxx, turned to alchool to forget his worries
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1 ReplyWhat's going on? These aren't your normal shitposts. Some of these have actually been good.
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12 RepliesA drive through liquor store? What could possible go wrong.
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5 Replies#Randallforcruciblehandler2016
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I am just picturing Shaxx with Mr Lahey's voice from the trailer park boys saying "I am the liquor."
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"You wanna see the liquor store? I am the liquor store!" "Would you like it better if jack Daniels oversaw these matches?" "I haven't seen a girl like that, since knob creek"
