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1 ReplyEdited by AnArch4ngel: 9/5/2016 2:54:47 PMActually i cant remember my first kiss for 2 reasons : first i was very young (about 4-6) and secondly because i was a playboy Now if we are talking for the first serious relationship then it was preety nice
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1 ReplyWell my first kiss was non existent... #foreverlone ;-; 😂
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2 RepliesEdited by BreezyEBK: 8/21/2016 3:46:33 AMHer lips were moist and warm - lǝᴉʇɐɔn˥ sǝpᴉXoɹpʎN ʎɹɐuᴉƃɐɯᴉ puǝᴉɹɟ
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1 ReplyIt was like my dreams. [spoiler]Non-existent.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAwkward. Very awkward.
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1 ReplyIt involved lots and lots of moofins [spoiler]did i mention there were lots of moofins ?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhere do I begin... Well, it started with a question. [spoiler] What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA prelude to sex. Not much more.
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2 Replies*Awkwardly sits in chair* *16yr old girl* *hasn't kissed anyone* 😁
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1 ReplyThis is a story. [spoiler][b][i][u]ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT TURNED UPSIDE DOWN[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] [i]~TheGreatReebok[/i]
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3 RepliesBoth our eyes were closed for a good minute under the cover of darkness. We were laying down and I wrapped my arms around her in am effort to have her in a warm, loving embrace. I pulled away and opened my eyes as she opened hers. She then screamed because some guy had just kissed her in her sleep.
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1 Replyweeeelllll
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12 RepliesRight before we kissed, she leaned in and said: [spoiler]Welcome to Bungie.net, the home of Bungie and the Bungie Community. Pull up a keyboard, keep your pants on, and enjoy your stay. Below are some basic guidelines to help you get the most out of Bungie.net. You should also read our Terms of Use. Stuff That Rocks Treating everyone with respect. Making online friends. Talking about stuff you're interested in. Sharing the cool stuff you create. Planning time to play with cool people. Creating and Joining Private Groups. Taking responsibility for your own actions. Stuff That Sucks Personal attacks, harassment, or violations of privacy. Disrespect for any reason: race, creed, gender, orientation, or disability. Depiction or description of gory violence or explicit sexuality. Breaking the law, plotting, or describing illegal activities. Spoiling games with hacks, cheats, or unreleased story details. Distributing unauthorized, copyrighted, or trademarked material. Soliciting, plagiarism, phishing, or impersonating other users. Bungie reserves the right to moderate this website and everything on it. You are here to contribute to the conversation, not to derail it. Any attempts to interfere with the discussion here will be removed. These guidelines require your best judgment, so please play nice. If you're not sure if the stuff you're about to share is appropriate for Bungie.net, don’t post it. That'll help you stay clear of the Banhammer's blast radius. Meet the Staff A group of Bungie employees and community volunteers work together to make sure that our website is a clean, well-lit place where you can express yourself and receive the help you need to have a great experience - either here or in the game. BUNGIE: An employee who supports Bungie.net or players of Destiny. MENTOR: A community volunteer moderator who is here to help guide you. NINJA: A community volunteer moderator who enforces this Code of Conduct. If you would like to read more about the Ninja's philosophies for when to swing the Banhammer, they have elaborated on what this Code of Conduct means to them in their private group. [/spoiler]
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23 RepliesEdited by cloudless9: 8/1/2016 5:35:00 PM-be me at 10 -have next door neighbor girl as gf -12 who is also athlete -I -blam!-ing love athlete bodies -randomly hops fence to come swim -alright, let's go -smile and leave -comes back in 5 in a two piece -oh -blam!- too damn hot -little tepee in my trunks -jump in pool and hide at deep end -eventually forget and have fun -1 1/2 hours -about to start getting dark -tell her we gotta get out -I dry off as she swims a little more -go inside and get drinks -go back out and she drying off -tepee rises again -run behind hedge wall -she sees and runs after obvious concern -asks why I ran off -give her drink -change subject -thanks and downs it like a champ -deep breathe to calm down -turn around and scrap on hedge --blam!- that hurts -again, concern -gf asks if she can help -automatic reaction from demon mind -asks her to kiss it -barely realized I said it -she smiles and does -holy shit -demon mind starts up again -tell her I hurt somewhere else -says she'll kiss it too -holy -blam!- -too far too far -opt out and pretend I don't have chub -normal kiss -blushing -she blushes -lean in -little peck -neither had idea about deep throat -flustered as -blam!- -notice suit torn a little -offers to buy her new one -I had $22 -high roller -she smiles and says it won't be that much -ask how much [spoiler]-'ima need about tree fiddy' -realize gf is 12 ton crustacean from the Mesozoic era -say "GOD DAMNIT LOCH NESS MONSTER. I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY" [/spoiler] --blam!-ing bliss
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1 ReplyAsk your aunt
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3 RepliesInvolved a jar of pickles and a handkerchief. Don't ask.
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1 ReplyMY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS.
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1 ReplyNothing ;-;
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4 RepliesYou should know, you were there with me [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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2 Replies*cries internally* I'll just continue posting those memes it's all I have
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1 ReplyIt was like a dog giving birth, -blam!-ing beautiful man.
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1 ReplyMade out under the bleachers with a 10/10 q t. [i]~TheGreatReebok[/i]
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4 RepliesEdited by FireFaux487: 8/4/2016 9:40:12 PMIt was pretty sweet. We were in first grade together and we were always together in class and at recess. She came over one day while I was playing Super Mario 64 and we hung out and started talking about school and it led to talking about our parents and she said she wanted to try something and she pecked me on the lips. Then the school board found out and I got fired. [spoiler]Actually true up until the last sentence.[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesIt's a work in progress, if you can even call it that
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3 Replies... I was 12. I tripped, she tripped. It was awkward.
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5 RepliesHaven't had one
