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Edited by Xzplosions:
7/9/2016 2:22:39 PM
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The REAL moments of triumph checklist
1. Obtain a doctrine of passing with counterbalance
2. Obtain 20 or more grasp of maloks
3. Be kicked from a raid
4. Kick someone from a raid
5. Run in circles at the tower for a minimum of 10 minutes
6. Destroy 3 jabberhakes (or Havok Pigeons) you wished were longbow synths
7. Finish off the warpriest on hard with a nova bomb.
8. Get a legendary to drop for you in crucible directly after having lower than a .25 kd on the loosing team
9. Make 20 laps between the postmaster and the cryptarch with objective markers at both places
10. Shoulder charge someone less than 7 years old.
11. Use 12 3oCoins without receiving an exotic drop
12. Get a postmortem using bullets on a guarding that is "red barring"
13. Receive 3 different error codes in a time span of 1 weekly reset.
14. Get killed by a 1700+ elo player
15. Post something on the forums referencing "cbmm" or "sbmm"
16. Get a kill in crucible with a weapon with surrounded, skip rounds, and guerrilla fighter.
17. Kill yourself with SLEEPER whilst standing in a friendly ward of dawn.
18. Collect 30 items that drop at 334 while currently at 335
19. During a cutscenes, quote your ghost, out loud, while playing any story mission ten times
20. Detonate 10 friendlies with "unstable light"
21. Receive an RNG exotic less than one weekly reset's time from purchasing that weapon from Xur
22. Die via ceiling after slamming relic in opening room of the raid (courtesy nice_guy05)
I truly believe #1 is the only one I'm missing.
Wow this has gotten way popular. I'm glad you guys got a kick out of this. Let's keep bumping this so everyone can have a laugh. Who knows I might just add my favorites from the comments or others I come up with.
If anyone needs help add me on xbox one (explicitly, sorry Sony people), Raids or otherwise, I'll happily help. I'm usually around weekends and nights. Just shoot me a message and I'll help if I can. Again thanks everyone
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#Destiny
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3 RepliesPush atheon/Templar off the edge Kill Randal the vandal Kill rocket mcdickface (prepatch) Get kicked for getting Hawkmoon out of the exotic gorgon chest Sell your soul to og vex Sell your soul to og suros Pull the cable on crota Get wiped by crota in the crystal room Kill urzok the hated Kill 15+ swords of crota Kill 15+ packs of roaming wolves Survive quodron Kill skolas on arc burn Sell your soul to thorn/tlw Sell your soul to felwinter's sniper Get 500 void kills with assistance from atheon's epilogue Kill yourself by shooting your foot in water 50+ times Kill your friends with scorch melee off a cliff Spend 15+ hours looting loot cave or running material routes Hate your friends for all getting ghorn before you [spoiler]just a few[/spoiler]
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number 9 made me laugh out loud because [i]it's so true[/i]
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Edited by aweseman: 7/8/2016 8:22:59 AM1 and 2. I think I've actually don't the warpriest one... And 15 is just not my style [i]moon walks away[/i]
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These are the MoT for the complainers after they say they hate the game
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Doctorine is the only one i am missing since i dont play Trials. Got the rest all in the bag lol.
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the one about grasp of malok made me mad I've spent over 6 hours farming omnigul for it and I haven't even gotten ONE! not even a really bad roll with perks that almost never activate and do nothing when they activate
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is 9 out 15 bad or not? or maybe I need to do more laps of the tower 🙄
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#16 Get killed by Golden Gun 10+ times in a 'Mayhem' playlist.
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#16 Post a nerf post
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6 RepliesEdited by z3473501: 7/8/2016 9:18:08 AM16. Get 5 class items in a row from Varik's judgment packages. 17. Join a match in progress and lose while your ship is still flying in.
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1 ReplyEdited by God Sent Quails: 7/8/2016 5:47:49 AMPlease add to list "have deleted every single "in times of need" shotgun even after full inspection hoping that something awesome would show up."
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2 RepliesDelete your matador/felwinters at the start of year two then hate yourself
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what about being shoulder charged by someone less than 7 years old. Trust me it hurts! I excel at #11
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Love this hahaha! Destroy three Jabberhakkes you wish were Longbows!! Yep, we've all been there!!
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Add 100 rumble wins
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Sbmm!!!!! Salt Salt etcetera! [spoiler]there we go[/spoiler]
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Must have been forever 29, wait a minute.............
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You forgot, Have your subclass nerfed Have your favorite weapon nerfed.
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Change 8 to 'exotic'. Had a Suros Regime drop after going 0.23 and I didn't even have the lowest score. Somebody else went 0.11. Top player on our squad had 0.77. Good times.
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Made my day - cheers!
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This is so true.
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This is so true.
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Only missing 15. Pls halp
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This is just stupid... you pointed out the forums stupidity
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The reward for 15 should be a permaban
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Bump for truth. <<Sucks about CBMM.>> Bam - a CBMM post, that just leaves one left for me! Hellz to the yeeaww. (slaps knee, brays like donkey) Hey - what's counterbalance?
