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Edited by Xzplosions:
7/9/2016 2:22:39 PM
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The REAL moments of triumph checklist
1. Obtain a doctrine of passing with counterbalance
2. Obtain 20 or more grasp of maloks
3. Be kicked from a raid
4. Kick someone from a raid
5. Run in circles at the tower for a minimum of 10 minutes
6. Destroy 3 jabberhakes (or Havok Pigeons) you wished were longbow synths
7. Finish off the warpriest on hard with a nova bomb.
8. Get a legendary to drop for you in crucible directly after having lower than a .25 kd on the loosing team
9. Make 20 laps between the postmaster and the cryptarch with objective markers at both places
10. Shoulder charge someone less than 7 years old.
11. Use 12 3oCoins without receiving an exotic drop
12. Get a postmortem using bullets on a guarding that is "red barring"
13. Receive 3 different error codes in a time span of 1 weekly reset.
14. Get killed by a 1700+ elo player
15. Post something on the forums referencing "cbmm" or "sbmm"
16. Get a kill in crucible with a weapon with surrounded, skip rounds, and guerrilla fighter.
17. Kill yourself with SLEEPER whilst standing in a friendly ward of dawn.
18. Collect 30 items that drop at 334 while currently at 335
19. During a cutscenes, quote your ghost, out loud, while playing any story mission ten times
20. Detonate 10 friendlies with "unstable light"
21. Receive an RNG exotic less than one weekly reset's time from purchasing that weapon from Xur
22. Die via ceiling after slamming relic in opening room of the raid (courtesy nice_guy05)
I truly believe #1 is the only one I'm missing.
Wow this has gotten way popular. I'm glad you guys got a kick out of this. Let's keep bumping this so everyone can have a laugh. Who knows I might just add my favorites from the comments or others I come up with.
If anyone needs help add me on xbox one (explicitly, sorry Sony people), Raids or otherwise, I'll happily help. I'm usually around weekends and nights. Just shoot me a message and I'll help if I can. Again thanks everyone
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Edited by DediK8d Slaya: 7/9/2016 7:10:05 AMNumber 10! Classic! kmsl Number 11! The maxed I've used is 5 3o'Coins. Number 12! Hey! That was Me! jk jk Number 15! I did that. Number 18! Yep! Classic Bungie. And Number 21! There are no words.
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i didnt get my moments of triumph
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Amazing and awesome. Thank you for the laughs.
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Edited by A 7th Spectrum: 7/9/2016 4:35:34 AMSaw the first one... disliked... Edit: read through the rest... Said sorry to the screen for some reason... Bumped...
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Lol Every single one of those has happened to me apart from the 20 grasps
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My personal triumphs: Beat Oryx challenge hard with no mics and randoms on 2nd run Won a trials match while wife is yelling at you to get off the game. Didn't cry nerf for any weapon class or super ever Flawless Raid Wasn't afraid or annoyed to take low light people through hard mode Got a lucky double collateral in crusible that will never happen again Got a few warnings from ninjas for making graphic responses to absurd posts. Making random good friends
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I've gotten 3 and 11 and probably 13 and 14.
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Hidden objective: get killed by roaming supers seconds before the super ends in crucible
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1 Reply16: get killed by arc trance then respawn and get killed by it again
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3 Replies[quote] 10. Shoulder charge someone less than 7 years old. [/quote] Does doing this in real life count? If so I have done this. [spoiler]I was also 7 years old!!![/spoiler]
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Only one im missing is the Nova Bomb and DoP. Good stuff.
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I've done all of these except for the nova bomb on hard mode and the DOP with counterbalance. I used Sunsinger in the raid and I don't raid very often anyways, Prison of Elders is more my cup of tea. I like the idea of Trials of Osiris but in practice it's very messy for me. With more practice and sweat I could improve but 6v6 or free for all game types are my favorite in the crucible and by 6v6s, I'm not referring to Rift or Control because I don't like playing the objective. The only time that I scored the spark was in a game where I earned the "perfect runner" medal (get two or more spark carries into the enemy rift with a 100% success rate). My point being is that if I'm playing a video game to have fun then I don't want to spend hours practicing for loot rewards when I could just earn them by myself.
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This is almost as good as my raid requirements
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Done! Where's my t-shirt?
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1 ReplyEdited by Unforgiven: 7/9/2016 12:58:32 AMYou forgot. Get killed by the same Player 2 times with a Single Super - CHECK! I have completed The REAL moments of triumph checklist. What do I get?
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I've done all of those. Some of them multiple times.
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Done number 12 more times than you can count tho lol Srsly does anyone feel like they don't get enough exotic from the coins? If I do, they are always armor!! I want primaries or specials
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Missing 7, 8, 9, 10 lol
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I only need #15.
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2 RepliesMy checklist - Win 50 crucible matches with the top overall score - Beat the Prison of Elders Challenge mode - Obtain all three subclass emblems for at lease two characters - Finish the Take King story quest line ending with "Regicide" - Rank up with Vanguard, Your faction and Crucible at least 10 times - Git Gewder. - Try to go flawless but fail........ :( Thats my personal opinion.
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The only untrue thing about this post is that jabberhakes come from vanguard packages, change it to havoc pigeon and you'll be mint
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I believe #15 should be dropped down to #16 and in its place: 15. Know what the hell elo is but only after being killed by #14 I swear the older I get the more I wonder what the hell some of these things are. For example emojis with circles and or squares in between whatever. I'm just going to assume that they are holding some pellets for Pac-Man.
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Has anyone played hide and seek in the tower. Turn off the HUD display and try it. You can change armour and shaders. It's actually a lot of fun. I play destiny far to much by the way.
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Hahahaha
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I've done #9 way too much recently. & Lord Shaxx only gives me chestpieces -_-
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Lmao. Done all except for #1.
