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Edited by Xzplosions:
7/9/2016 2:22:39 PM
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The REAL moments of triumph checklist
1. Obtain a doctrine of passing with counterbalance
2. Obtain 20 or more grasp of maloks
3. Be kicked from a raid
4. Kick someone from a raid
5. Run in circles at the tower for a minimum of 10 minutes
6. Destroy 3 jabberhakes (or Havok Pigeons) you wished were longbow synths
7. Finish off the warpriest on hard with a nova bomb.
8. Get a legendary to drop for you in crucible directly after having lower than a .25 kd on the loosing team
9. Make 20 laps between the postmaster and the cryptarch with objective markers at both places
10. Shoulder charge someone less than 7 years old.
11. Use 12 3oCoins without receiving an exotic drop
12. Get a postmortem using bullets on a guarding that is "red barring"
13. Receive 3 different error codes in a time span of 1 weekly reset.
14. Get killed by a 1700+ elo player
15. Post something on the forums referencing "cbmm" or "sbmm"
16. Get a kill in crucible with a weapon with surrounded, skip rounds, and guerrilla fighter.
17. Kill yourself with SLEEPER whilst standing in a friendly ward of dawn.
18. Collect 30 items that drop at 334 while currently at 335
19. During a cutscenes, quote your ghost, out loud, while playing any story mission ten times
20. Detonate 10 friendlies with "unstable light"
21. Receive an RNG exotic less than one weekly reset's time from purchasing that weapon from Xur
22. Die via ceiling after slamming relic in opening room of the raid (courtesy nice_guy05)
I truly believe #1 is the only one I'm missing.
Wow this has gotten way popular. I'm glad you guys got a kick out of this. Let's keep bumping this so everyone can have a laugh. Who knows I might just add my favorites from the comments or others I come up with.
If anyone needs help add me on xbox one (explicitly, sorry Sony people), Raids or otherwise, I'll happily help. I'm usually around weekends and nights. Just shoot me a message and I'll help if I can. Again thanks everyone
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#Destiny
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I am triumphant.
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Check! Got them all
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Exactly right. No 1 is screwing me over
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I stopped carring after the first one. Oooooo a couple of shaders... a couple of emblems... and people will still tell you you have no skill and can't join their raid withoit a maxed gjallarhorn.
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I have quite literally done all these except the top 2. Lol!
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21. Oh the pain -.-
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23. Obtain Seventh Column!!!!
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I just need to do 2, 7, 9, and 16. Almost there!
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I have done #3 #4 #5 #8 #10 #11 #12 #13 DEFINITELY #19 #21
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Awesome! I did #17 at the Warpriest.
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Without looking at it I'd say flawless max grimoire and getting Eris rock off my map
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6 RepliesDon't forget the raid checklist: #1. Eat the spiciest Thai or Mexican food you can find before hand #2. Keep your communication limited to 3 words, mine is usually "You FÛCKING MORON" for the entire raid. #3. Give the 12 yr old in the group props for his MLG Raid call outs, because it's always the first time doing the raid for any group you encounter. #4. ALWAYS STATE THE OBVIOUS, but see rule #2 #5. Feel free never to mute your mic, whether it's yelling at a 3rd party/animal, burping, farting or breathing heavily... No worries, we all love hearing bodily functions as you slam countless beers or sodas. (see #1) #6. Dying is never your fault, always be sure to pass the blame to someone else (see #2 and #3) #7. The best players can be found on LFG, who knows how the Fûck they got to Light Level 334/335 but rest assured they will never take on any critical roles and always draw a blank when you ask "Does everyone know the strategy here?". #8. Rest assured at least 4-5 other people in your fireteam wants to seriously maim, injure or kill IRL at least 1-2 other players. #9. Be as creepy as possible, that will limit most conversations #10. Feel free to take 10-20 min or even indefinite shit breaks, nothing keeps others on the edge of their seat like not knowing if you're coming back to finish...
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Much pointless
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22# get god roll 1k yard but trash party crasher When im use only shotgun
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Done it all besides #7
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3 RepliesI shouldn't not play destiny for a month and come back to have them all completed. Moments of triumph are crap
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2 RepliesHey you forgot number 16 16. Get bagged by xXImascrubbecauseIhardscopeallthetimeXx
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Spawn next to an enemy who immediately supers you
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As a reward there should be a Leeroy Jenkinnnnsss emblem with a picture of a bucket of chicken on it.
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Three thumbs up!
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Befriend a squeaker online
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Gain over 100 levels with a Faction during Y2 without receiving the Y2 Faction ship. Open 25 Sterling Treasures without receiving more than 1 piece of Desolate armor. Play 10 matches of Rift in a week where none of your teammates collect the Relic or defend the Runner. Provide the Architects with 10,000 kills since TTK. Use 1 Flashbang grenade that actually does its intended job. Survive Y2 Crucible with less than 20 error code disconnects.
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Im only missing number 7
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-Dressing up as the Kell of Kells. That orange soda man!
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Edited by DakotaRT1977: 7/9/2016 7:16:34 AM
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Edited by DediK8d Slaya: 7/9/2016 7:10:05 AMNumber 10! Classic! kmsl Number 11! The maxed I've used is 5 3o'Coins. Number 12! Hey! That was Me! jk jk Number 15! I did that. Number 18! Yep! Classic Bungie. And Number 21! There are no words.
