Just a funny poll
EDIT:: Post OTHER for Petra, Ikora, Cayde, Xur ETC
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#Destiny
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Eris Morn
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2 RepliesExo Stranger [spoiler]but there's no time :([/spoiler]
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Lord Shaxx ;) lol
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The queen would probably be into telepathic arcane BDSM or some shit, so definitely not her. I dunno, I think Eris' third eye is kinda cute
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Sweeper Bot
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2 RepliesPhogoth. [spoiler]Just kidding.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy is Shaxx not on this list?! I would bang Lord Shaxx. I mean, he is one X away from having XXX in his name and that has to mean something. (;
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1 ReplyThe purple ball. So curvy and voluptuous.
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2 RepliesWHY IS THIS STILL HERE
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1 ReplyPetra.
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4 RepliesThe defiled one in Coe that variks buggered. What's his name? He'd be all soft and up for it
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3 RepliesHow to find all the virgins in one post, look below.
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Shaxx: *having an orgasm* SEVENTH COLUMN!!!
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6 RepliesNot a legitamit choice but I think the sounds coming from variks would be pretty damn funny
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Wait...wait...where is the Exo Stranger?
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Tess Everis
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Banging banshee would hurt like a mother f--ker
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Other: your mom [spoiler]already did[/spoiler]
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Other : Petra
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Hillbilly bitch that sells ships or Ikora's bald head ass.
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1 ReplyA Exploder Shank
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That sweeper robot
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4 RepliesEdited by Lens: 6/25/2016 1:51:21 PMI can imagine Variks of the things he will say. Variks: Dismantle [b]booty[/b], or you will.... (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Variks: *after releasing* Success! *takes deep breath* [b]Succ[/b]esssss....
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Holliday.
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Oh, I thought you were talking streamers. Eris Morn, because her mascara is already running, and I am bound to make her cry. I am kind of a D-bag. The nice thing is, we can still go out without her totes having to "fix her makeup"