[i]Welcome to JT's (we take suggestions for better names). Come in, have a drink, meet new people, talk about how your day went. After all, you're family now. [/i]
[u]Drinks[/u]
[spoiler]-Water
-Lenny's Homemade Lemonade
-Most alcohols
-The [i]Alcoholism[/i] (every type of drink in one)
-Bleach
-Chlorine
-Milk
-Ketchup
-Mustard
-Fountain drinks
-Sulphuric acid
-Other things that YOU can request (will be put up) [/spoiler]
[u]Foods[/u]
[spoiler]-Steak on a Grill (your table is a grill with a steak)
-Sausage
-Str8 bby gurls
-Wort's Wantons (Elite eggs)
-The Shady Special (unknown meat on a grill)
-Tem Flakes
-Sürstromming
-Hákarl
-Memes (Dank, danker, MLG420)
-Mac n' cheese
-Spaghetti
-B8 Burger
-Any extra things will be put up[/spoiler]
[b]We're Hiring! [/b]
[u]Employees[/u]
[spoiler]Janitor - Sans
Security - OFC Soccerguy1
Accountant - Deciever
Chef in the Shed - CantStopWontStop
Barkeeper demoness - The_Firekeeper
Local Jackass - The Xenomorph
Helicopter taxi service - FOE HAMMER
Shady meat salesman - ScarySpoopyBakon
Completely legal meme provider - RoboPants
Bartender - Veration[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhere am I? I DEMAND I BE PLACED AS THE EMPEROR
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2 RepliesWHY HAVE I NOT FOUND THIS? Make me a damn bartender.
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Edited by garycomehome72: 6/21/2016 2:20:08 PMI can be your bleach supplier . I have some orange flavored bleach.
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I just want some french dips and a pepsi
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3 RepliesMake me your shady semen supplier... I'll meet you in the back of the restaurant at exactly 10:17 PM Pacific Time, even though this is the East Coast. Any earlier or later, and I call off the deal.
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Oi, another bottle 'O ketchup please?
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4 RepliesI can supply you with... exotic.... Drinks.
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Edited by Cyber: 6/19/2016 2:45:31 AMGot any OXICLEAN?
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7 RepliesThere used to be a few of these way back when. I remember one had like 30k+ replies.
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2 RepliesCan I have sulfuric acid and memes?
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1 ReplyCan I be the illegal meme provider?
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2 RepliesNice place your running here, but maybe you need a fresh deli provider? Also, can I get a coke and rum with some Wort Wontons pls bby
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2 RepliesI'll have the napalm scorched steak with a glass of petrol.
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4 RepliesEdited by SealTheDeal: 6/18/2016 10:19:25 PMMind if I apply as a One-Eyed [i]Intern[/i]?
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2 RepliesCan I have an order of everything... AND MORE? [spoiler]I also want a job here. Give me it.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMind if I apply as on call helicopter flights? For people that have had the ALCOHOLISM?
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3 RepliesGive me a Diet Dr Pepper and Steak & Eggs
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4 RepliesEdited by Sainyule: 6/18/2016 7:36:27 PMThis bar lacks the local drunk singing Journey and REO Speedwagon next to the turned off jukebox/karaoke machine
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9 RepliesWalks up to the bar and sits down. [i]"Bartender, I'll have a glass of your best Single Malt Whiskey please. Oh and I'll have it neat. Actually in fact, just leave the bottle with me. [/i]
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2 RepliesHeyo! I'd like to apply for the job of "Local Jackass"!
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2 RepliesHey, can I have another bottle of ketchup?
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2 RepliesStill waiting on the name to be changed to the Krusty Krab...
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11 Replies*Is still staring at bartender*
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6 RepliesHey JT! Mind if I act as a demoness bartender?
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1 ReplyMy god do you guys have good scotch here?
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1 ReplyUmm. I would like to apply as a chef. My specialties are flipping bricks and hitting licks. So. Yeah. [spoiler]im not cooking in the main restaurant.[/spoiler] [spoiler]in the shed. Okay?[/spoiler]