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Edited by whoops:
5/25/2016 10:14:42 AM
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I told my teacher that I sexually identify as a bird
Edit: teacher said something about birds that triggered me, so I said "egskuse me ei sekshully eidentify as bird" and then she looked at me like I was special or something.
There, I delivered.
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyWas your teacher your mother
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13 RepliesToucan play at her game
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1 ReplyEdited by Dexter Grif: 5/25/2016 1:25:25 PMAny time any website we use for School requires me to enter gender or race, I enter attack helicopter.
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2 RepliesNo you didn't.
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I remember doing truth or dare, and I asked my friends to walk up to my teacher and ask her for math homework. She was TRIGGERED.
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9 RepliesI sexually identify as a blueberry poptart, and when I hear about humans eating my people, I get [b]SO TRIGGERED[/b]. What's worse is that there is absolutely no protection for us poptarts whatsoever. My people are still being killed, packaged, and sold to families across the world. [spoiler][b]WHY WON'T PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE REST OF YOU?!? GOSH!!![/b][/spoiler]
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I sexually identify as a fire truck.
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1 ReplyAbsolutely brilliant
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1 ReplyCMERE BBY I NEED YOU [spoiler]KAPPA KAPPA[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI told my friend that I couldn't come over to his place today due to cultural obligations. I told him I had to celebrate Porch Day with my family and that Porch is actually the Gaellic word for happiness (lolno).
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3 RepliesWhat was her response? We need all the conversation. Op please deliver.
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11 RepliesWell, what did she say? You better deliver OP
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1 ReplyOP is either lying or severely retarded. For his own sake I hope it's the former.
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2 RepliesMale or female bird?
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I sexually identify as a pillow pet. [spoiler]only the penguin one though[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSounds like you have no friends
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1 Reply
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1 ReplyO bby that makes my feathers stand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyDid you wing it?
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Just milk it
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2 RepliesI banged your teacher.
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1 Reply[spoiler]i can make it work bby[/spoiler] WE CAN BE TOGETHER
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35 RepliesQuack
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3 RepliesElaborate please?
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2 RepliesAt least you don't identify as a Covie bastard.
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