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Edited by StyroHaRPO: 5/16/2016 1:27:11 PM
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Have you choose destiny over sex ???

Because I have... You know how it is, you lfg an actual good competent FUN raid team and halfway thru you either get a call or a text or a look of longing from the bedroom... What do you do ?? At least 3 times I've chosen destiny... Because let's be honest... Sometimes it's harder finding 5 willing skilled guardians then one willing woman... And was it worth it ??? Ohhhh idk was abyss defiant a good gun ???.................................... Also, you shouldn't have been able to purchase the taken King without killing crota... As sword bearer
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  • I am the sex slave of xbox one...

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  • The battlefield is my pussy[spoiler]anyone?[/spoiler]

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    • Yeah . . It's nowhere near as sweaty contrary to what some people say on the forums ;-)

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    • But is it harder trying to find 5 skilled willing guardians or 5 skilled willing women?

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    • Me having the chance to blow an entire population in my girl is more satisfying than getting killed by red bar 12 yr olds with brazillian deep jungle mcdonalds wifi and tbagged by them or finding a team to raid with that claim they have experience to know what to do but dont. You either have a girl whos just starfishing and is no fun or you yourself cant make it fun if destiny is able to beat it....or youre one of those people who want people to think you have a girl even though none of us will know or care to know who you are. Lol

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      • I can only choose Destiny because sex with me is out of anyone's equation.

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      • Dude my Birthday is in August and a 364 day drought. I would burn my game console to end the drought early. Yes I am married.

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        • Get your priorities straight. I get enough sex to not be desperate for it at every second. But, Destiny over getting laid? Lol no. I'd rather spend an hour -blam!-ing a woman than an hour raiding, any day of the week.

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        • Wow, no and never. Sex leaves you feeling satisfied and good at the end, Destiny almost never does. No contest. Hahahah, maybe for a gally in year 1, maybe (still no).....but abyss defiant....I assume that's a joke just like that piece of *@#^ gun was!

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          • No.... I rather have someone playing with my buttons.

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          • My roommate stopped pursuing a relationship with this one girl because he knew he would have less time for video games. Myself, I've totally put off sexy times for destiny.

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          • In all honesty yes. But I'm married and have been for years. I get more opportunities for sex than I do to get s decent raid team together. I wouldn't anymore though.

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          • Almost, but no. Never choose a game over sex. The game will always be here. Turn down the sex and really bad things can happen. Never shun or slight your partner. You'll end up making friends with a jar of Vaseline.

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          • I'm single lol

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          • Ok

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          • Sure I might have chosen a video game over my wife, but hey that's why I bought her a vibrator.

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            • Maybe you're not with the right woman...

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            • My boyfriend and I have gotten into actual arguments when he wants to "not play Destiny" and I actually want to play. Lol. I'll be halfway through a trials card I agreed to help with and he'll throw a tantrum. Long story short I go flawless every week. 😹😹😹

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              • Iv been with the same girl for 4 years. Not choosing destiny over sex. Just putting it off til tomorrow so I can finish this raid

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                • What food permanently kills a woman's sex drive in one bite? [spoiler]wedding cake[/spoiler] [spoiler]im not bitter[/spoiler]

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                • You went to far with this game dude chill

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                • Nah, it's rare enough that she offers. When I ask it's a death stare with "that's all you ever ask for" to which I respond "I'm a grown ass man, I don't need to ask for things other than your consent." And then it's just generic "go screw that hoe down the street" or some variation.

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                  • Uhhhhh....no

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                  • Destiny lasts longer that's for sure lol

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                  • I dress my woman like Eris or the Queen. What a buzz. (& on my kinky days I dress her like the cryptarch and get her to mumble that she's bored!)

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                  • Yes. Been with my fiance for 7 years so I can get it when ever I want. If i was single I dont think i'd turn it down though...

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