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5/3/2016 1:16:40 PM
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Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya?
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I faced snowball when he attempted to seduce Napoleon with nothing but [spoiler]tactics comrade, tactics...[/spoiler]
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I was told that I was tough when my friend saw my playing with my pet scorpion.
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On a scale of one-twelve? Lettuce.
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I beat Chuck Norris in a fight, [b][i]WITHOUT ANY MILK[/i][/b].
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I've fought valiantly against naysayers of the kingdom of offtopic! Your king Kazimierz III Wielki
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I put legitimate opinions on the internet
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I ate a bowl of decking screws this mornin, with bleach
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Weenie hut jnr
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1 ReplyI can beat all Rainbow Roads without falling off.
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[b]HOW TOUGH AM I? I ATE A BOWL OF MILK.[/b] [spoiler][b]WITHOUT ANY MILK.[/b][/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI played Fallout 3 [spoiler]Without VATS[/spoiler]
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How tough am I? I beat Halo CE on legendary. [spoiler]With only a plasma pistol.[/spoiler]
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I had my lowest grade dropped today [spoiler]a 99[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI had my lowest grade dropped today [spoiler]a 99[/spoiler]
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I ate a bowl of milk [spoiler]without any nails[/spoiler]
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I beat halo 2 on LASO [spoiler]only using melee[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI killed ornstein and smoug I killed smoug first
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I'm so tough, l beat the shit out of a squid when it was out of water
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2 RepliesStrong enough to withstand the stupidity that is Lenny face.
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1 ReplyI brushed my teeth, then drank orange juice [spoiler]On purpose[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by FlammableFishy: 5/5/2016 6:18:36 AMI stepped on a Lego once and only had four toes amputated.
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Watch Marley and Me without shedding a single tear.
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I can tie a cherry stalk into a knot in my mouth.
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I'm dead inside
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Crashed a Buick into a bus and walked home from the hospital the next morning. Got in the door, stepped on a Lego. Shrugged it off. Took a cold shower and shaved without gel. Invaded Poland that evening. (Last part may have been a vivid concussion and hallucinogenic fueled dream...unsure.) Still can't watch "All dogs go to heaven" without getting all misty eyed though.
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1 ReplyI once stole a pencil from my first grade teacher. I never gave it back.
