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4/9/2016 7:44:39 PM
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WRITE YOUR DESTINY PUNS BELOW!
What does the Archon Priest uses to communicate?
A [b]CELL[/b]phone!!!!
Now it's your turn!
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#Destiny
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It's not about Destiny, but still... Who will win in a battle with Redshirts against Stormtroopers? [spoiler]Although none of the Stormtroopers' shots will hit their targets, the Redshirts will die anyway...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhere do Fallen sell their unused items and gear? [spoiler]Dreg'slist[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm sorry I had too. It sux doesn't it?[/spoiler]
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16 RepliesWhere do you find the tangent of X? [spoiler]On the streets[/spoiler] [spoiler]Tan(x) has no house[/spoiler]
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I would solo the raids each week, but I don't have the Cabals to do it.
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13 RepliesI was going to write a pun, but I Phogoth. Xur couldn't get with the ladies because he sold all of his Icebreakers. Why couldn't Skolas use the bathroom? Because the Archon Priest is still inside. Help! Hive Fallen and I can't get up! Why can you not execute BDSM on Taken? Because the Taken are not bound by terrestrial constraints. Just like in real life... ...the Truth hurts. What do you call it when Toland curses you with voodoo? A Bad Juju. Why can't you walk in space? Because there is No Land Beyond. What do you call a Captain stealing a Guardian's vehicle? Captain 'Jacks Sparrow. What does Atheon eat for breakfast? Time's Cornflakes.
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Edited by Stephen84007: 4/12/2016 8:04:36 AMPvP players is my joke
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5 RepliesWhat is a titans favorite position in soccer Defender
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1 ReplyOk ok we all know all the good puns are TAKEN but not trying to be a BAD JUJU here but i need to think of a pun quick i cant tell why but i have NO TIME TO EXPLAIN anything right now sorry the TRUTH hurts sometimes but some worry i will come back again but bot trying to be THE COMEDIAN here but my friend is known as the PARTY CRASHER but dont have an OBSIDIAN MIND about this lets talk it out ok? Oh DEER goodnes! [spoiler]if you get the last one being a destiny pun your a warlock[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI used to be a guardian like you then I took an sparrow in the knee
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Did you hear the one about the story? Oh wait. ..
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2 RepliesEdited by thai: 4/11/2016 5:42:31 PMI HAD A PUN BUT I PHOGOTH IT [spoiler]ITS THRALL OGRE NOW[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesWho went trick or treating at Taniks's house? Nobody, because taniks has no house. How do you know when you've played too much destiny? When your girlfriends panties become an exotic drop. Why don't warlocks get exotics boots? Because they're used to being carried. What happens in VoG, stays in VoG. Except harpies, that shit will come back with you. Best destiny clan name I've heard: She Mida touched my Caballs Best screen name I've seen: The urge to poop In patrol it says, "the urge to poop is near" In crucible, "killed by the urge to poop"
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3 RepliesDid you hear what happened to the Mona Lisa? Someone painted two extra arms on her. She was [i]Vandal[/i]-ized. [spoiler]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Well, I thought it was funny.[/spoiler]
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17 RepliesWhat is Cayde-6's preferred weapon perk? [spoiler]Firefly[/spoiler] [spoiler]If you got that we are best friends[/spoiler]
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What did Dinklebot say when he first saw Skolas? [spoiler]A KELL! FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS![/spoiler]
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41 RepliesEdited by twofoeone-__-: 4/10/2016 12:48:03 AMWhy is Sweeper Bot always mopping up puddles in the Tower? [spoiler]That's where all the hunters go to cry.[/spoiler] [i]~I'll Ram your ass![/i]
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1 ReplyThis isn't really a pun but the other day I was at Walmart and this very large lady cut me off while she came out of an aisle. Without missing a beat I thought to myself "Well at least it's chained up." So yeah I should probably lay off the Destiny..
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1 ReplyEdited by --KNIGHT--: 4/11/2016 9:28:25 AMThe boss fight at the end of the prison of elders.. [spoiler]I was absolutely dregging it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by InfernalDemise: 4/11/2016 12:44:24 PMThe moon must be allergic to darkness because it's covered with hives.
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There's some seriously cringe worthy shit in here
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17 RepliesWhy are people just started whining about firebolt after 16 months? [spoiler]they finally stopped burning[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhere do the vex wash their dishes?[spoiler]in the ishtar sink[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI can make Eris "morn" with my black hammer
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Titans looking to bulk up after a work out dine exclusively on spaghetti and meat cabals
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Dear god do you want to tear your knuckles down And succ yourself Dear god can you climb off that tree Meat into the shape of a 'T' Dear god the paper says you were the King In the black limousine Dear Deej and all the King's men Can't succ your head together again Before the bullets Before the flies Before the Ninjas take out my eyes The only succing are you dolls that I made But you are plastic and so are your brains Dear god the succ is as blue As a gunshot wound Dear god if you were alive You know we'd succ you Before the bullets Before the flies Before the ninjas take out my eyes The only succing are you dolls that I made But you are plastic and so are your brains
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Im inpatient, i need the patience and time.
