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Edited by Owlish Athena:
7/2/2016 9:07:52 AM
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The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide
Let's be honest, most of us have done one of these at some point.
1) The "Lone Wolf"- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but can't
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around without being of much use at all
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the evil one that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has suck a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
ヽ(´▽｀)/
Edit: Also see my new post, "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Here is a link to it:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194698097/0/0
Also The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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3 RepliesThe Blocker - When you are waiting for an opponent to move into you crosshair (in Pantheon) and a team mate stands direct in front of you like you're invisible (?).
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1 Reply"This is my first shooter."-- Randomly shoots gun into air. Shits the bed at sight of the enemy.
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1 ReplyThe deceiver: Has outstanding rolls on good meta weapons(party crasher,1000 yard, ash factory) but performs terribly in the match.
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[url=http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/DuAcXBoSna/video/15262753]When multiple head to enemy heavy to find out they took it![/url]
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[url=http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/DuAcXBoSna/video/15262753]When multiple head to enemy Heavy just to find out they took it already[/url]
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4 RepliesHere's a good teammate The who is this guy: Stays at bottom of leader board for half the game then ends at top with 23+ kills
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3 RepliesEdited by Strait in HerMuz: 3/1/2016 2:11:10 AMThe Dumbass - Constantly pushes into the enemies spawn and flips it getting you killed from behind. The AFK - Gives no fvcks and gets best drops. Sub 0.20 kd for life. The Personal Space Violator - Sees someone holdin down an area and comes and walks right in front of you hardscoping his sniper letting everyone see you and getting you both killed.
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The Scrub - the one Hunter that always uses TLW and 1000yard, but only gets 4 kills and refuses to help cap a zone.
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5 RepliesThe Donald- loves voidwall grenades but throws them in really dumb places
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17 RepliesThe bagger. Bags you for no reason when he shotguns you in the face with Felwinters Lie. The skilled. Gets a quad kill with a nova bomb and continues playing the game normal. Whilst celebrating in his party chat. The Storm Called. You don't know how but you have respawned 3 times and he always manages to kill you in one super. After the fourth time you spawn in you are shot in the face by the bagger and get some salty nuts in your dead face. The Rez Nugget. For some reason he is using self rez in clash. No one knows why but for some odd reason every time you headshot him he immediately self rezs and gives you a nice double kill. You like this warlock. Body Bubble. You walk in a path and see a bubble. For some odd reason the titan is holding a sniper in his hands. "What a fool!" you think. But as you start to charge the bubble he steps out. There is no aura around him. Oh no. No overshield at all. You see him aim in on his sights... You are then Felwintered in the face by the bagger. Enjoy some more salty nuts.
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The Chris Angel: Mysteriously escapes situations where death is inevitable [spoiler]AKA: The Lag Monster[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesThe jackass - the one who grabs heavy as soon as it spawns when there are no enemies around but teammates are running to it.
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1 ReplyWhat about the "NTTE Guy" who doesn't have time to explain why he can't revive you even though he's right fracking there!!!!
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I've been several of these... Sometimes at the same time
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8 RepliesPremature Ejeculation... gets first blood and tops the leader board for about 3 or 4 minutes then kinda goes off the boil until finishing the game somewhere round the bottom nursing a low kd.
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3 RepliesWhere is the one that sees you sniping one spot first but decides to step in front of you,blocks your scope with his head and BOOM montage (double headshot >=[ .)
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1 ReplyThere are some players that are a combo of 2, 3, and 8. Players who just use teammates as bait and clean-up kills while avoiding 1v1 gunfights. Your KD might look good, but you just cleaned up all my kills while not engaging and we lost.
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8) The Benedict Arnold drives me nuts lol. I have a buddy that has managed to push me into the sniper lane countless times while trying to rush out.
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The Battletoader: accidentally shoots at his team mates all the time, good thing this game has no friendly fire.
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The oooops : run in front of your group, you turn left, they turn right...the next room you run into is filled with the whole opposite team.....dies in a hail of bullets and grenades
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The headshot-magnet : manages to catch every bullet with his head no matter whatever gun the opponent uses, be that sniper, shotgun or even rocketlauncher. Last night in IB, i didnt even get to fire a single shot at the enemy in the first half of the game.... Run into the room "zap" headshotted by sniper....run through opening doors "tack" headshotted by mida..... Turn corner "blam" headshotted by shotgun...."heavy ammo available" "boom" blown to bits from across the map.... Sees enemy, aims, "bang" headshotted by handcannon......
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1 ReplySneaky nightstalkers wearing the dance machines and psion flayer cloak with a neon raid shader are my favorites.
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1 ReplyGuilty of 1 & 9 Most frequently paired with 3, 4, & 6.
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19 RepliesThe mighty potato. Can't ever get a kill but ends the match with 24 assists. And 12 objective captures.
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2 RepliesOmg, too funny. Great post as well as additions from others.
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The nerf immediately complains on forums to nerf anything he was killed by
