I try not to be biased so I'm going to roast all classes. [b]Hunters:[/b] First off, let me just say that you all are brave for carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders. But perhaps that weight would be a little lighter if you didn't have so many damn accessories. I mean seriously, you guys are like women who have to keep up with the latest trend. I'd hate to be a Hunters boyfriend; "Babe! I need those triple jump shoes they are so fabulous" " Babe can you please take me to Xur and buy me those Radiant Dance Machines" "Babe, Wendy the Warlock said her Firebolts were more Fabulous than my tripmine grenades can you believe that?!" I mean seriously, what more do you all need? throwing knives, smoke grenades, stealth ability, blink, Blink strike, backstab, skip grenades, tripmines, bow and arrow, tether, golden gun, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake. You've got so many gadgets you make the Batcave look like a Toys R' Us. And don't get me started on the armor. Why does all of your exotic armor have to come with some sort of new ability? Shadestep, Fast Reviving, Two Grenades? Who makes your armor? Tony Stark. And speaking of Iron Man, your vanguard leader is a robot. I'm pretty sure Cayde was an extra in Avengers: Age of Ultron. I mean come on, this guy is one EMP away from a full on rebellion. Alright that's enough for the Hunters. [b]Titans:[/b] The "tough guys" of the Tower. I made a female Titan because the men of those class constantly look like they're over compensating if you catch my drift. I mean these guys look like custom Transformer cosplayers. They are the "America" of classes. Titans are the type of guys who drive a Ford F950 and Double - Park everywhere they go. Titans are the type of guys who cut in line at the Chipotle and claim they were already there. Ever seen a Titan at the gym? Kind of hard not too since they make themselves be heard by screaming everytime they lift weights. Titans are the kind of guys who call you a pussy for not lifting the same amount of weight as them at the gym. I had a Titan as a personal trainer once, guy was intense. He told me that by the time we're finished that I'd be able to kill a man with my shoulder. And Twilight Garrison? Sounds like a homosexual country singer, not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just that as a straight man, I'm not wearing something that sounds like I'm a fan of Vampires and Werewolves. And what is up with the Hammer of Sol? Those things used to have the power of Mjolnir, but now it's as if Bungie replaced then with a flaming set of hammers from Home Depot. [b]Warlocks[/b]: You know what, I don't care what anyone says, you guys are brave. I mean anyone who is willing to run into Crucible with a dress and heels on has some guts, glory, Ram. So is cross dressing the secret to unlocking Warlock power? I mean you all look like a bunch of church choir singers. Then some of your helmets are just plain weird. What is up with your fetish of wearing dead things on your head? The SABER mask is one thing, but then there's The Stag and The Ram. Between that and the toga, it's as if you have a Crucible match at 8:00 and then an animal sacrifice to the gods at 8:30. I don't think Santa is going to be too happy with you wearing Rudolph's face as a mask. And let's talk about Stormcaller. Who are you? Emperor Palpatine? Just floating around yelling "UNLEEMITED POWAAHHHH!!" as you turn into God's bug zapper. You guys really crack me up. And hey here's a secret,if you put an eye patch on Ikora, she looks like Nick Fury.

A warlock and titan were walking around the moon one day. Titan: "Arggh, my Hammers! They're so heavy! I used to be so good with them, you know." Warlock: "Yes, I know. Until the Huntards nerfed yo-" Titan: "SHHH, they might hear you! One little mention of them will get you nerfed, trust me!" Warlock: "Alright, alright." They keep walking, but soon after they stop in front of a cavern. Warlock: "I just don't understand. They want my firebolt grenades nerfed now. If [b][i]he who must not be named[/i][/b] nerfs me, I swear." Titan: "Wait." The Titan and warlock hear whispering of the word "nerf" coming from the cavern. The Warlock uses her angel of light to look down. What she sees makes her scream in panic. Titan: "What?! What is it?" Warlock: "We've woken the Huntards! There's too many of them! RUN!" The Huntards are screeching the word "nerf" now. Titan: "I feel...strange." Warlock:"No, not now!" The Titan falls over, barely mobile. Warlock: "What's wrong?" Titan: "Feel...so..burned out.." The Huntards surround the warlock and the Titan. Huntards: "Nerf STORMCALLER! Nerf Sunsinger! TOO OP! NERF NERF NERF!!" All of a sudden, a hole comes from the ground. It's no other than [b][i]Deej, the nerfing King.[/i][/b] Deej: Hello, my fellow Huntards! Huntards in Sync: "Hello, Deej" Deej: "Well well well, it seems as if our warlocks here have become dominant! Let me give her a small tuning" Deej lifts her up and the warlock grimaces. Warlock: "No..please..." She feels herself weakening, losing her power among the storm. Losing her flames. Everything. Titan: "NO! Not this time!" The Titan flies into the sky and casts his Fist of Havoc. He launches all the Huntards and Deej into the air, and sends them out into the cavern. Warlock: "Th..thank you.." Titan: "eh... Don't menti-" Huntard: "neeeerfff!!" The Titan shoulder charges the final Huntard. Warlock: "you really enjoy that, don't you?" [spoiler]Enjoy! I just made this story not too long ago..[/spoiler] Bump for the fun? ;)

How many Hunters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]None. They all just band together and whine until the darkness gets nerfed.[/spoiler] What's the difference between a Hunter in the Vault of Glass and Wesley Snipes in a Conga Line? [spoiler]One's a dancing Blade.. the other's -blam!-ing useless.[/spoiler]

Hunter, you're supposed to be the fastest... But your not

Hey, I'm all for a good roast, but to those of you calling hunters the whiny ones... https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179892259/0/0

if you chose a hunter, you're probably a 13-17 year old kid who liked them because of their cloaks.

The roast of everyone Year 1- NERF BLADE DANCER!!!!!!

A hunter walks into a bar [spoiler]bar replaced with pool noodle 3 days later[/spoiler]

*looks at bones of Eao* [b][i]BOY.[/i][/b] Look at what you've got on, bruh! 😂😂😂 How many times did you have to cry for an Ahamkara nerf before you could get this one killed? Gives you an extra jump, huh? Those raggedy ass boots give us an extra reason to jump [i]you[/i]! Fu[i]c[/i]k outta here maaan! *boot fireteam member*

Warlocks, the type of guy to firebolt grenades to roast people. Ooooh I got you hunters. Let's get on the warlock bandwagon

Hunters, you look... Like grapefruits.

Hate us cause you ain't us #HunterMasterRace

What's a hunter's favorite weapon foundry? [spoiler]Nerf[/spoiler]

Hunters = master race. Get Gud you warlock and Titan filthy casuals.

A Hunters place is in the kitchen! Going all blade dancer on those onions!

Why can't Hunters jump as high as Titans? [spoiler]Because they don't even lift[/spoiler] But of course Titans need lift. [spoiler]How else are we supposed to carry?[/spoiler]