"And that takes care of that!"
The Triumphant Warlock dusted his hands as he had just earned a double kill with his nova bomb. He gave a slight chuckle as he stared at the ghosts of the dead Guardians, who were materializing them once more.
"This is too easy," He said to himself. "Now, does anyone else dare face me?"
His question was soon answered as a Titan came rushing to his position. The warlock readied himself, but the Titan soon stopped as he got within distance.
And he popped a bubble.
The warlock quickly jumped back, getting some distance. "Ah, I see. Ward of Dawn. I admire your ways of the void, Titan, but any smart Guardian would know not to infiltrate it. However, when it expires, I'll be back to kill you. I'm off to find others.."
[i]Are you afraid?[/i]
The Warlock heard a voice in his head. He turned around and tried meeting the gaze of the Titan. Instead, he found the expressionless face of the Mighty Helm of Saint-14.
"Who.. Was that you? Titan, How are you talking to me in my hea-"
[i]It matters not how I manage to communicate with you. I speak through the void. The void, something that you have walked through many times.[/i]
The warlock spoke a bit louder. "T-That's preposterous! No Guardians know the void better than Warlocks do!"
[i]That is where you are wrong. The void is mine to control. The answers lie right in front of you.. My shield. My ward. I can shape the void into a indestructible fortress. A fortress, that when I enter, makes me unstoppable.[/i]
The Warlock scoffed. "I could kill you right now! You're just a Titan!"
[i]Just a Titan? Is that why you said you'd run off? Because "smart guardians" wouldn't infiltrate my Ward? Well, Warlock, you aren't sounding too smart right now.[/i]
"Shut.. Shut up! Keep talking like that and I swear I'll destroy you and that pitiful bubble! My void powers are superior!"
[i]Stop lying to yourself. You're afraid. Out there, yes, we are just mere Guardians on equal playing field. But in here.. In my sanctuary. You are a mortal and I am a God. I am the Alpha and you are the Beta. If you so happen to step foot in here, I will show you fire and lightning. Nightmares that even the Ahamkara would lose sleep over. I will take every ounce of confidence and every drop of self esteem that you have pitifully gathered and I will auction it off and reimburse you with nothing but self-loathe and depression. You will not be simply begging for mercy, Warlock. When I'm done with you, you will no longer know what "Mercy" means. It will be a distant memory, courtesy of the unbearable punishment I will sentence you to. You are nothing inside my fortress. Nothing.[/i]
The Warlock stood there in an angry silence as the Titan's voice rang out through his head. He gritted his teeth, as he felt the void energy bubble up inside him.
[i]You know that cute hunter that you managed to take to Crimson Doubles? I forget her name. But that's not a problem. I will go to her, flowers in hand, and surprise her with a nice night of a fancy seafood restaurant. I will buy her whatever she pleases as I crack date jokes and give subtle flirts and sweet compliments. I will drive her home and walk her to her doorstep, all while she forgets slowly about you. I will then leave her, teasing her by saying things like "I really like you" and "I can't wait to see you again." And I will never call back or acknowledge her ever again. I will break her heart, sending her crying to you as you do your best to comfort her. And after you two share a close moment, she will then say that you are one of the Best Friends she's ever had, putting you in the depths of the friend zone, where your mind and body will be broken. And it will all be because of me.[/i]
"I.. I'm.. I'm GOING TO ANNIHILATE YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE SLAB OF STOOL!!!"
The Titan chuckled. [i]That's it. Let the hate come over you. Challenge me.[/i]
The Warlock screamed jumping high in the air as he prepared to unleash a hellish nova bomb. But what he didn't notice is the glint of a Suppressor Grenade right under him.
"Wait no!" He shouted, before it exploded. It coated the warlock in a feeling of exhaustion as he fell back to the ground.
Right into the Titan's bubble.
He was instantly blinded, and he knew his fate was sealed.
"Good try, Warlock." The Titan said, speaking with his real voice. "But.. You lose."
And the Titan struck the warlock with his fist, causing him to disintegrate. The Titan was victorious.
"Ahh. Nothing like the old telepathic taunt to get people all riled up. Now, what now- OOH! A hunter! This'll be easy."
The hunter ran past the the Titan in his bubble, but the Titan called out to him.
"Hey, Hunter!"
The hunter looked back, confused.
"Your cloak doesn't look Frabjous."
"I'LL -blam!-ING KILL YOU!!!" The hunter shouted, instantly going into Arc-blade and charging the bubble.
The Titan readied his shotgun and smiled. "Of course you will, pal."
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10/10
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...were you watching me do this?
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I love fiction.
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Nice story. -A Voidwalker main
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One of the best posts I have personally seen in these salt-filled caves for a while. Thanks for making my day OP!
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Funny lol
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[b][u]TITANS ONLY NEEED TO PUNCH AND KICK THINGS.......WITH GLORY[/u]![/b]
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http://xboxclips.com/Dr+Snipe/3281f674-21d0-49f3-b139-2999e1b76ca4 Your cape smells like a dirty wet dog.
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I love this haha
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1 Reply3 defenders went into crucible ,all 3 had armamentarium with suppression grenades ,, 2 equipped blessings & 1 had weapons of light , , no one could even get near us ,,, many enemies quit the game , many super were shut down , shaxx was shouting mercy , we had fun ,
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That was good man. Nice work.
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Good story. Never laughed that much at something like this.
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Thats amazing. I actually laughed out loud. This is true. And this is coming from a hunter...
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2 RepliesThis would've been a decent read otherwise, but it reeks of "hehe titan mastur race get rekt nubs".
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Dude that's awesome!!!
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Titans FTW
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Warlock main here haha. That was funny!
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Hahaha cool story bro
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This, is all too true. all, too, true.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Lol I liked it. Good short story.
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Bad score from me I don't like the trending language.
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Nah, I see your "impenetrable fortress" and raise you a Golden Gun from outside Suppression Grenade range. Super for Super trade, I can deal with that to get rid of a bubble.
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As a hunter, someone telling me that would also piss me off. Although I wouldn't charge as stupidly as that hunter did ( I play a gunslinger, sorry defender titans) It's pretty accurate.
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Ward of Dawn runs out, Hunter uses Razors edge.