"And that takes care of that!"
The Triumphant Warlock dusted his hands as he had just earned a double kill with his nova bomb. He gave a slight chuckle as he stared at the ghosts of the dead Guardians, who were materializing them once more.
"This is too easy," He said to himself. "Now, does anyone else dare face me?"
His question was soon answered as a Titan came rushing to his position. The warlock readied himself, but the Titan soon stopped as he got within distance.
And he popped a bubble.
The warlock quickly jumped back, getting some distance. "Ah, I see. Ward of Dawn. I admire your ways of the void, Titan, but any smart Guardian would know not to infiltrate it. However, when it expires, I'll be back to kill you. I'm off to find others.."
[i]Are you afraid?[/i]
The Warlock heard a voice in his head. He turned around and tried meeting the gaze of the Titan. Instead, he found the expressionless face of the Mighty Helm of Saint-14.
"Who.. Was that you? Titan, How are you talking to me in my hea-"
[i]It matters not how I manage to communicate with you. I speak through the void. The void, something that you have walked through many times.[/i]
The warlock spoke a bit louder. "T-That's preposterous! No Guardians know the void better than Warlocks do!"
[i]That is where you are wrong. The void is mine to control. The answers lie right in front of you.. My shield. My ward. I can shape the void into a indestructible fortress. A fortress, that when I enter, makes me unstoppable.[/i]
The Warlock scoffed. "I could kill you right now! You're just a Titan!"
[i]Just a Titan? Is that why you said you'd run off? Because "smart guardians" wouldn't infiltrate my Ward? Well, Warlock, you aren't sounding too smart right now.[/i]
"Shut.. Shut up! Keep talking like that and I swear I'll destroy you and that pitiful bubble! My void powers are superior!"
[i]Stop lying to yourself. You're afraid. Out there, yes, we are just mere Guardians on equal playing field. But in here.. In my sanctuary. You are a mortal and I am a God. I am the Alpha and you are the Beta. If you so happen to step foot in here, I will show you fire and lightning. Nightmares that even the Ahamkara would lose sleep over. I will take every ounce of confidence and every drop of self esteem that you have pitifully gathered and I will auction it off and reimburse you with nothing but self-loathe and depression. You will not be simply begging for mercy, Warlock. When I'm done with you, you will no longer know what "Mercy" means. It will be a distant memory, courtesy of the unbearable punishment I will sentence you to. You are nothing inside my fortress. Nothing.[/i]
The Warlock stood there in an angry silence as the Titan's voice rang out through his head. He gritted his teeth, as he felt the void energy bubble up inside him.
[i]You know that cute hunter that you managed to take to Crimson Doubles? I forget her name. But that's not a problem. I will go to her, flowers in hand, and surprise her with a nice night of a fancy seafood restaurant. I will buy her whatever she pleases as I crack date jokes and give subtle flirts and sweet compliments. I will drive her home and walk her to her doorstep, all while she forgets slowly about you. I will then leave her, teasing her by saying things like "I really like you" and "I can't wait to see you again." And I will never call back or acknowledge her ever again. I will break her heart, sending her crying to you as you do your best to comfort her. And after you two share a close moment, she will then say that you are one of the Best Friends she's ever had, putting you in the depths of the friend zone, where your mind and body will be broken. And it will all be because of me.[/i]
"I.. I'm.. I'm GOING TO ANNIHILATE YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE SLAB OF STOOL!!!"
The Titan chuckled. [i]That's it. Let the hate come over you. Challenge me.[/i]
The Warlock screamed jumping high in the air as he prepared to unleash a hellish nova bomb. But what he didn't notice is the glint of a Suppressor Grenade right under him.
"Wait no!" He shouted, before it exploded. It coated the warlock in a feeling of exhaustion as he fell back to the ground.
Right into the Titan's bubble.
He was instantly blinded, and he knew his fate was sealed.
"Good try, Warlock." The Titan said, speaking with his real voice. "But.. You lose."
And the Titan struck the warlock with his fist, causing him to disintegrate. The Titan was victorious.
"Ahh. Nothing like the old telepathic taunt to get people all riled up. Now, what now- OOH! A hunter! This'll be easy."
The hunter ran past the the Titan in his bubble, but the Titan called out to him.
"Hey, Hunter!"
The hunter looked back, confused.
"Your cloak doesn't look Frabjous."
"I'LL -blam!-ING KILL YOU!!!" The hunter shouted, instantly going into Arc-blade and charging the bubble.
The Titan readied his shotgun and smiled. "Of course you will, pal."
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Simply amazing
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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The hunter part made me drop my phone in the shower lmao
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I love this
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Edited by A Tigerstorm: 2/22/2016 2:30:15 AMI wanted to this be funnier. Maybe like this https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/178560653/0/0
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I was listening to pandora when requiem by avenged sevenfold came on and for some reason it really fit this
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4 RepliesTitans last words: "Of course you will, pal." I have, as a bladedancer, killed 3 AoL dudes, all with shotguns, inside a Saint-14 bubble. Hunter OP.
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If he had is nova bomb up you'd be gone
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Awesome!
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lol!! !So good.
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1 ReplyQuite funny. But I don't understand what filled the warlock with so much pride. Warlocks are supposed to be cunning and cautious. He acted much like a hunter.
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This is the best thing i've ever read!
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Don't break the titanlock alliance!! But I have to admit defenders are pretty savage
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Dat friendzone. Also yay for Golden Gun.
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gg man go titans
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1 ReplyActually one time it was me (defender) versus a sunbreaker and not to brag but we can ware out there super by running in and out our bubble while they chase us and the helm actually improved our chances of serving when others have there super
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4 RepliesNever diss the cloak! *Activates Golden Gun!*
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I LOVE IT MAKE MORE PLZ
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2 RepliesI play Banner as a Defender Titan with Saint-14, it's amazing how silly people are
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1 ReplyGood thing I'm a gunslinger and give no -blam!-s. Even if you manage to suppress me I can just walk away ;)
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3 RepliesHunter sends a wave of energy; taking the Titan out and his bubble with him. Well written. I've been there; staring at that bubble; too stubborn to know what's good for me and walk away. So many times I've been punched in the face after thinking, "I'll get him this time."
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3 RepliesAnd then the Striker Titan came along and was offended by how purple that bubble was. He then decided to envelope himself with electric energy and tackle the shield. Defender Titan is now dead. [spoiler]rip[/spoiler]
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Another classic example of Destiny's fans caring more about the game then the developers do.
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1 ReplyTitan bubbles are like putting your tongue on a 9-volt battery, you know you shouldn't but you do anyway.
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One time I was playing rift and there was a single defender titan in my spawn with his bubble up. I pulled out my shotgun and waited about 10-20 feet away from the bubble, far enough that he would have to run at me. I stayed completely still so it looked like I was afk and He walked toward me slowly [quote][i]Boom[/i][/quote] I kill him, then teabag for getting outsmarted
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10/10