"And that takes care of that!"
The Triumphant Warlock dusted his hands as he had just earned a double kill with his nova bomb. He gave a slight chuckle as he stared at the ghosts of the dead Guardians, who were materializing them once more.
"This is too easy," He said to himself. "Now, does anyone else dare face me?"
His question was soon answered as a Titan came rushing to his position. The warlock readied himself, but the Titan soon stopped as he got within distance.
And he popped a bubble.
The warlock quickly jumped back, getting some distance. "Ah, I see. Ward of Dawn. I admire your ways of the void, Titan, but any smart Guardian would know not to infiltrate it. However, when it expires, I'll be back to kill you. I'm off to find others.."
[i]Are you afraid?[/i]
The Warlock heard a voice in his head. He turned around and tried meeting the gaze of the Titan. Instead, he found the expressionless face of the Mighty Helm of Saint-14.
"Who.. Was that you? Titan, How are you talking to me in my hea-"
[i]It matters not how I manage to communicate with you. I speak through the void. The void, something that you have walked through many times.[/i]
The warlock spoke a bit louder. "T-That's preposterous! No Guardians know the void better than Warlocks do!"
[i]That is where you are wrong. The void is mine to control. The answers lie right in front of you.. My shield. My ward. I can shape the void into a indestructible fortress. A fortress, that when I enter, makes me unstoppable.[/i]
The Warlock scoffed. "I could kill you right now! You're just a Titan!"
[i]Just a Titan? Is that why you said you'd run off? Because "smart guardians" wouldn't infiltrate my Ward? Well, Warlock, you aren't sounding too smart right now.[/i]
"Shut.. Shut up! Keep talking like that and I swear I'll destroy you and that pitiful bubble! My void powers are superior!"
[i]Stop lying to yourself. You're afraid. Out there, yes, we are just mere Guardians on equal playing field. But in here.. In my sanctuary. You are a mortal and I am a God. I am the Alpha and you are the Beta. If you so happen to step foot in here, I will show you fire and lightning. Nightmares that even the Ahamkara would lose sleep over. I will take every ounce of confidence and every drop of self esteem that you have pitifully gathered and I will auction it off and reimburse you with nothing but self-loathe and depression. You will not be simply begging for mercy, Warlock. When I'm done with you, you will no longer know what "Mercy" means. It will be a distant memory, courtesy of the unbearable punishment I will sentence you to. You are nothing inside my fortress. Nothing.[/i]
The Warlock stood there in an angry silence as the Titan's voice rang out through his head. He gritted his teeth, as he felt the void energy bubble up inside him.
[i]You know that cute hunter that you managed to take to Crimson Doubles? I forget her name. But that's not a problem. I will go to her, flowers in hand, and surprise her with a nice night of a fancy seafood restaurant. I will buy her whatever she pleases as I crack date jokes and give subtle flirts and sweet compliments. I will drive her home and walk her to her doorstep, all while she forgets slowly about you. I will then leave her, teasing her by saying things like "I really like you" and "I can't wait to see you again." And I will never call back or acknowledge her ever again. I will break her heart, sending her crying to you as you do your best to comfort her. And after you two share a close moment, she will then say that you are one of the Best Friends she's ever had, putting you in the depths of the friend zone, where your mind and body will be broken. And it will all be because of me.[/i]
"I.. I'm.. I'm GOING TO ANNIHILATE YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE SLAB OF STOOL!!!"
The Titan chuckled. [i]That's it. Let the hate come over you. Challenge me.[/i]
The Warlock screamed jumping high in the air as he prepared to unleash a hellish nova bomb. But what he didn't notice is the glint of a Suppressor Grenade right under him.
"Wait no!" He shouted, before it exploded. It coated the warlock in a feeling of exhaustion as he fell back to the ground.
Right into the Titan's bubble.
He was instantly blinded, and he knew his fate was sealed.
"Good try, Warlock." The Titan said, speaking with his real voice. "But.. You lose."
And the Titan struck the warlock with his fist, causing him to disintegrate. The Titan was victorious.
"Ahh. Nothing like the old telepathic taunt to get people all riled up. Now, what now- OOH! A hunter! This'll be easy."
The hunter ran past the the Titan in his bubble, but the Titan called out to him.
"Hey, Hunter!"
The hunter looked back, confused.
"Your cloak doesn't look Frabjous."
"I'LL -blam!-ING KILL YOU!!!" The hunter shouted, instantly going into Arc-blade and charging the bubble.
The Titan readied his shotgun and smiled. "Of course you will, pal."
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You're just jealous cause we always bless up. key to success my man
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*Cold bitter winter background* *Thick Russian Accent*In Mother Russia....you don't kill Titan. Titan KILLS YOU! B)
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Edited by KhorneFlakes: 2/22/2016 2:47:04 PMlol, best thing is, something like that happened in rumble once with my friends
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What is the equivalent of an Oscar for writers? Because you deserve to steal someone's with that post!
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this is art
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lol, nice post
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Ha!! Using the Friendzone as a weapon!! Works every time.
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I can't. That Hunter part killed me. I was crying. -blam!-ing amazing my friend.
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Nice novel
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Actually got around that suppressor bull once (AND ONLY ONCE!). Titan threw the nade as I went into the Nova Bomb, I and I was sure I was done- and then I ended up floating into the bubble and unleashing the bomb right as the Suppressor harmlessly detonated outside.
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Ha! The part where the Hunter showed up got me. Very nice post!
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16 RepliesIf a voidwalker hit you with full melee you would be close to half health if you are using armor of light. One full and onr melle charge is all it should take from a voidwalker. Just so you know sunsingers arethe least of your problem in that bubble. Don't forget nova bombs will destroy the bubble. So will golden gun
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12 RepliesAs a defender main I hate fighting other defenders. I always ends up befriending them somehow.
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That was awesome...but you forgot two parts. First where every team mate runs in and hides thinking they are safe. Second the sneeky striker that drops in to say hello with a fist of havoc killing everone inside...well except the titan who popped the bubble cause he knows what's coming with all the idiots hiding inside.
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2 RepliesIt was really good until the friendzone part. Literally pointless
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LOL you pretty much just described every bubble encounter bump
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Bubbles isn't clever at all though.
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Funny shit man
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just use felwinters
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This brought me so much rage...and yet i have had that internal monologue as a warlock when the defender was spammning his laugh emote inside his bubble...-_- One day.
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1 ReplySlightly cringeworthy
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I've decimated bubbles with arc blade. But still funny
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Warlock main, this is great.
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Lol I main a warlock and I love this
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Best. Thing. I have ever read.
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Simply amazing