"And that takes care of that!"
The Triumphant Warlock dusted his hands as he had just earned a double kill with his nova bomb. He gave a slight chuckle as he stared at the ghosts of the dead Guardians, who were materializing them once more.
"This is too easy," He said to himself. "Now, does anyone else dare face me?"
His question was soon answered as a Titan came rushing to his position. The warlock readied himself, but the Titan soon stopped as he got within distance.
And he popped a bubble.
The warlock quickly jumped back, getting some distance. "Ah, I see. Ward of Dawn. I admire your ways of the void, Titan, but any smart Guardian would know not to infiltrate it. However, when it expires, I'll be back to kill you. I'm off to find others.."
[i]Are you afraid?[/i]
The Warlock heard a voice in his head. He turned around and tried meeting the gaze of the Titan. Instead, he found the expressionless face of the Mighty Helm of Saint-14.
"Who.. Was that you? Titan, How are you talking to me in my hea-"
[i]It matters not how I manage to communicate with you. I speak through the void. The void, something that you have walked through many times.[/i]
The warlock spoke a bit louder. "T-That's preposterous! No Guardians know the void better than Warlocks do!"
[i]That is where you are wrong. The void is mine to control. The answers lie right in front of you.. My shield. My ward. I can shape the void into a indestructible fortress. A fortress, that when I enter, makes me unstoppable.[/i]
The Warlock scoffed. "I could kill you right now! You're just a Titan!"
[i]Just a Titan? Is that why you said you'd run off? Because "smart guardians" wouldn't infiltrate my Ward? Well, Warlock, you aren't sounding too smart right now.[/i]
"Shut.. Shut up! Keep talking like that and I swear I'll destroy you and that pitiful bubble! My void powers are superior!"
[i]Stop lying to yourself. You're afraid. Out there, yes, we are just mere Guardians on equal playing field. But in here.. In my sanctuary. You are a mortal and I am a God. I am the Alpha and you are the Beta. If you so happen to step foot in here, I will show you fire and lightning. Nightmares that even the Ahamkara would lose sleep over. I will take every ounce of confidence and every drop of self esteem that you have pitifully gathered and I will auction it off and reimburse you with nothing but self-loathe and depression. You will not be simply begging for mercy, Warlock. When I'm done with you, you will no longer know what "Mercy" means. It will be a distant memory, courtesy of the unbearable punishment I will sentence you to. You are nothing inside my fortress. Nothing.[/i]
The Warlock stood there in an angry silence as the Titan's voice rang out through his head. He gritted his teeth, as he felt the void energy bubble up inside him.
[i]You know that cute hunter that you managed to take to Crimson Doubles? I forget her name. But that's not a problem. I will go to her, flowers in hand, and surprise her with a nice night of a fancy seafood restaurant. I will buy her whatever she pleases as I crack date jokes and give subtle flirts and sweet compliments. I will drive her home and walk her to her doorstep, all while she forgets slowly about you. I will then leave her, teasing her by saying things like "I really like you" and "I can't wait to see you again." And I will never call back or acknowledge her ever again. I will break her heart, sending her crying to you as you do your best to comfort her. And after you two share a close moment, she will then say that you are one of the Best Friends she's ever had, putting you in the depths of the friend zone, where your mind and body will be broken. And it will all be because of me.[/i]
"I.. I'm.. I'm GOING TO ANNIHILATE YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE SLAB OF STOOL!!!"
The Titan chuckled. [i]That's it. Let the hate come over you. Challenge me.[/i]
The Warlock screamed jumping high in the air as he prepared to unleash a hellish nova bomb. But what he didn't notice is the glint of a Suppressor Grenade right under him.
"Wait no!" He shouted, before it exploded. It coated the warlock in a feeling of exhaustion as he fell back to the ground.
Right into the Titan's bubble.
He was instantly blinded, and he knew his fate was sealed.
"Good try, Warlock." The Titan said, speaking with his real voice. "But.. You lose."
And the Titan struck the warlock with his fist, causing him to disintegrate. The Titan was victorious.
"Ahh. Nothing like the old telepathic taunt to get people all riled up. Now, what now- OOH! A hunter! This'll be easy."
The hunter ran past the the Titan in his bubble, but the Titan called out to him.
"Hey, Hunter!"
The hunter looked back, confused.
"Your cloak doesn't look Frabjous."
"I'LL -blam!-ING KILL YOU!!!" The hunter shouted, instantly going into Arc-blade and charging the bubble.
The Titan readied his shotgun and smiled. "Of course you will, pal."
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I love it! Bubble bros 4 life💪💜...on a serious note Warlocks are said to walk into the void but defender's bring the void to our realm to control...pretty cool right o.o
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I love the story. It was really good. [spoiler]I main Void Walker though. I traverse the void. We warlocks are wise to not dwell in that dark side of the light. Light without mercy. Light that suppresses. Light that can defend, annihilate, and surpress. We are not fools, whoever goes into the void usually never comes back. Not the same way they went anyway.[/spoiler]
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My cloak is fabulous...right? *sniffles *
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[quote]"And that takes care of that!" The Triumphant Warlock dusted his hands as he had just earned a double kill with his nova bomb. He gave a slight chuckle as he stared at the ghosts of the dead Guardians, who were materializing them once more. "This is too easy," He said to himself. "Now, does anyone else dare face me?" His question was soon answered as a Titan came rushing to his position. The warlock readied himself, but the Titan soon stopped as he got within distance. And he popped a bubble. The warlock quickly jumped back, getting some distance. "Ah, I see. Ward of Dawn. I admire your ways of the void, Titan, but any smart Guardian would know not to infiltrate it. However, when it expires, I'll be back to kill you. I'm off to find others.." [i]Are you afraid?[/i] The Warlock heard a voice in his head. He turned around and tried meeting the gaze of the Titan. Instead, he found the expressionless face of the Mighty Helm of Saint-14. "Who.. Was that you? Titan, How are you talking to me in my hea-" [i]It matters not how I manage to communicate with you. I speak through the void. The void, something that you have walked through many times.[/i] The warlock spoke a bit louder. "T-That's preposterous! No Guardians know the void better than Warlocks do!" [i]That is where you are wrong. The void is mine to control. The answers lie right in front of you.. My shield. My ward. I can shape the void into a indestructible fortress. A fortress, that when I enter, makes me unstoppable.[/i] The Warlock scoffed. "I could kill you right now! You're just a Titan!" [i]Just a Titan? Is that why you said you'd run off? Because "smart guardians" wouldn't infiltrate my Ward? Well, Warlock, you aren't sounding too smart right now.[/i] "Shut.. Shut up! Keep talking like that and I swear I'll destroy you and that pitiful bubble! My void powers are superior!" [i]Stop lying to yourself. You're afraid. Out there, yes, we are just mere Guardians on equal playing field. But in here.. In my sanctuary. You are a mortal and I am a God. I am the Alpha and you are the Beta. If you so happen to step foot in here, I will show you fire and lightning. Nightmares that even the Ahamkara would lose sleep over. I will take every ounce of confidence and every drop of self esteem that you have pitifully gathered and I will auction it off and reimburse you with nothing but self-loathe and depression. You will not be simply begging for mercy, Warlock. When I'm done with you, you will no longer know what "Mercy" means. It will be a distant memory, courtesy of the unbearable punishment I will sentence you to. You are nothing inside my fortress. Nothing.[/i] The Warlock stood there in an angry silence as the Titan's voice rang out through his head. He gritted his teeth, as he felt the void energy bubble up inside him. [i]You know that cute hunter that you managed to take to Crimson Doubles? I forget her name. But that's not a problem. I will go to her, flowers in hand, and surprise her with a nice night of a fancy seafood restaurant. I will buy her whatever she pleases as I crack date jokes and give subtle flirts and sweet compliments. I will drive her home and walk her to her doorstep, all while she forgets slowly about you. I will then leave her, teasing her by saying things like "I really like you" and "I can't wait to see you again." And I will never call back or acknowledge her ever again. I will break her heart, sending her crying to you as you do your best to comfort her. And after you two share a close moment, she will then say that you are one of the Best Friends she's ever had, putting you in the depths of the friend zone, where your mind and body will be broken. And it will all be because of me.[/i] "I.. I'm.. I'm GOING TO ANNIHILATE YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE SLAB OF STOOL!!!" The Titan chuckled. [i]That's it. Let the hate come over you. Challenge me.[/i] The Warlock screamed jumping high in the air as he prepared to unleash a hellish nova bomb. But what he didn't notice is the glint of a Suppressor Grenade right under him. "Wait no!" He shouted, before it exploded. It coated the warlock in a feeling of exhaustion as he fell back to the ground. Right into the Titan's bubble. He was instantly blinded, and he knew his fate was sealed. "Good try, Warlock." The Titan said, speaking with his real voice. "But.. You lose." And the Titan struck the warlock with his fist, causing him to disintegrate. The Titan was victorious. "Ahh. Nothing like the old telepathic taunt to get people all riled up. Now, what now- OOH! A hunter! This'll be easy." The hunter ran past the the Titan in his bubble, but the Titan called out to him. "Hey, Hunter!" The hunter looked back, confused. "Your cloak doesn't look Frabjous." "I'LL -blam!-ING KILL YOU!!!" The hunter shouted, instantly going into Arc-blade and charging the bubble. The Titan readied his shotgun and smiled. "Of course you will, pal."[/quote] Man, us defenders are mean
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This was hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh dude!
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Its funny how all it takes to piss off a hunter is insult their fashion sence.
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1 ReplyI've really grown to love that awesome defense bubble Titans have
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lmao: suddenly a wild subreaker apears* "ITS HAMMER TIME!!!!" yells the inferno of plasteel as he falls into the titan bubble from the sky and hits the saint square in the face with a plasma hammer repetedly until the poor saint disolves to the mighty blow, the titan than takes his warhammer and uses its weight to launch his body across the map right to were that sorry voidwalker is spawning, meeting its helmet with a knee so powerfull it sends him burning away into quanta. the sunbreakers powers kindle as he laughs squating over the poor voidwalkers ghost with fully sheilded nuts. but a boom in the distance goes unoticed, for his celibration is met it a booming knee pad cover with compressed air some would call thunder, the echo booms as the lifeless body of the sunbreaker falls to vex ruins down below. the knee pad belongs to a insurmoutable warrior scoffing at his dead opponet. "little bitch" the striker mutters...
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And that's why Titans are greatly needed.
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2 RepliesTHEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY THE WARLOCKS TEAM GRABS HEAVY AND CRASHES THAT TITAN'S DISCO PARTY! Jk but seriously nobody could sit still for that long and not die, even In a game as slow paced as Destiny
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Not quite necro BUMP! This post cannot die. Best true story every. And yes, my goddamn cloak is friggin frabjous.
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Bwahahahaha nice
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The hunter part is sadly true :/
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BEWARE OF MY EVIL BUBBLE MWAHAHAHA!
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Very well done. Really strange how tempting it is to challenge a titan in his bubble knowing full well they have the advantage. Makes you wonder if maybe there are some mind powers going on....
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8 RepliesAs the hunter comes rushing into his ward he said "I'm gonna kill you!" But the Titan easily dodged the blade and killed the hunter. "Ah this is too easy!" As the ward of dawn fades away The Titan hears a sunsinger activate radiance. "HAHA YOU MAY BE GOOD AT CONTROLLING THE VOID BUT I CONTROL THE SUN!!!" The Titan shouted in alarm as warlock he had just killed ran up to him and swiftly put and end to the startled Titan. "They never see it coming." The triumphant warlock said as he walked away undefeated. #warlockmasterrace
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Splendid.
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I enjoy playing my hunter more than a Titan or warlock, but oh man that was HILARIOUS. Hey hunter your cloak isn't Frabjous. That killed it for me😎
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3 Replies"You think you are a God? Allow my bow to turn your sanctuary into a wasteland of despair. Just by touching the top of your bubble the tether will penetrate your bubble, leaving you trapped, defenseless and pathetic. I enjoy decide so I will really enjoy this."
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The amount of truth here astounds me. I love this post. Well done sir. :)
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3 RepliesTitans are grinning so hard right now
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Holy crap, this is actually pretty good.... I'm a Warlock and this is why I don't bother with VoidWalker. Storm caller for the win. :)
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This is actual lore in game, I read it in a secret grimoire card......honest
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2 Replies*equips Celestial Nighthawk* *aims for titan* *shoots* *titan and bubble down* One shot. One kill
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3 RepliesThat convo was way longer than 45 seconds