Think of something messed up that no sane person would say at a funeral. The best ideas will be added to this list. My ideas: 1. "He looks like he's asleep. This is almost as fake as WWE." 2. "This party sucks." 3. "Five bucks he's alive." 4. "Whose birthday is it?" 5. "Another one bites the dust!" 6. "Try to hold back your tears, they make people uncomfortable." 7. "He'll wake up soon." 8. "Quick! Let's draw all over his face before he wakes up!" 9. "He had it coming." 10. "It's funny, I always thought Grandpa would be the first to go." Others' ideas: 1. "Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral? " (Giggity Wolf) 2. "Hey, I think he's moving" *Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin* "Just kidding" (TheFanaticSløth ) 3. Go up to some old people and say "You're next." (Raijin ) 4. "So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?" (PhillyPhil75) 5. "Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?" (The Civilizar) 6. Go up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now" (ShockTrue622) 7. "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" (Almighty Peanut)